juryfrigging

Like its close relative, juryrigging, this verb describes the act of being interrupted when so close to orgasm due to onanism that one must improvise a satisfactory conclusion as quickly as possible, with whatever comes to hand, as surreptitiously as possible, and with the least amount of spillage, or, failing that, embarrassment.

"My mum walked in so close to the vinegar strokes that I had no choice but to do a bit of furious juryfrigging into the hem of her skirt when she turned to yell down the stairs to my dad what a dirty wanker I was."

by MadBob May 29, 2007

Judgy McJudgerson

Judgy McJudgerson is what you call someone who judges everyone for their behavior, except, of course, themselves.

A guy who sleeps with random girls every night of the week and sees no problem with it, but calls a chick who does the same a whore. Then Judgy McJudgerson has sex with her.

by Chong Cat Meow January 2, 2010

jungyeon

a female of korean descent normally good to trust with secrets and beautiful people. They understand all aspects of life, and have the ability to see from others perspectives quite easily and clearly. Although Jungyeons are easily embarrassed they are not easily put down. Always a smart person, be honored if you have the privilege of knowing a Jungyeon.

I was just pimp slapped by a jungyeon.

by Loofia May 16, 2008

judgy

(Adj)-used to describe a person (most people) who has strong negative opinions on many things;judgmental

Kirstin was being so judgy when she turned down a date with the guy in glasses because she assumed he would be a dork.

by chelfab May 28, 2008

Jurgen

1.An intellegent guy that always gets the most beautiful woman at social events, he is well dressed and everyone seems to want to be associated with him.

2. Gods gift to woman.

1."dammit Josh, That Mark has changed alot since primary school. Hes become a real Jurgen"

2. "Stacy had sex with David last night, she says he might be a Jurgen"

by catholicangel January 13, 2009

jury doody

Humorously, the civic duty imposed on we Americans every four to eight years by state or federal courts: jury duty. A boon for some people, a blasted nuisance to most of us.

What's brown and smelly and found on the floor of the courtroom? Jury doody!

by pentozali August 11, 2008

jurgis

That super cute guy that is so much fun to hang out with. He’s so funny and has the most beautiful eyes. When your with him, it is amazing. He is super fit and athletic. He cares for you and you can tell him anything and he will never judge. He will never betray you or stab you in the back. He’s as perfect.

Girl A: “That guy over there is really cute”
Girl B: “He’s mine back off!”
Girl A: “What’s his name?”
Girl B: “Jurgis”

by Hihi124 October 29, 2017