juandavid

the best guy you will ever know

juandavid is funney

by gdfhfs May 3, 2018

ni Chana ni Juana

In Spanish, not one nor the other.

Busqué un novio alto y guapo, pero no encontré ni Chana ni Juana.

I searched for a tall and handsome boyfriend, but found neither tall nor handsome ones.

by CarlotaMariposa October 24, 2009

Juanabepimp

Some tall nigga who broke his toes and can’t wrestle. His shoes are pretty gay and he thinks his glasses are cool

Juan: My watch is 400 dollars
Me: I saw you buy it at the pulga juanabepimp

by Juanabepimp February 7, 2018

Te'Juana

Generally gorgeous, attractive, sexy and sometimes known to be a bitch. Very spontaneous and often lost in the sauce. Has a slightly sarcastic sense of humor.

"Man that girl is all over the place!" "Well what do you expect? She's Te'Juana."

by $wag February 6, 2010

Don Juannabe

Refers to one of the increasingly large group of males who assume that, like the famous Don Juan, they can seduce any woman, anytime, regardless of the fact that most women avoid them like the plague after the first 5 minutes of talking.

Also spelled "Don Wannabe" for those without the Latin flavour.

Guy: Man I hate Bob, he's such a Don Juannabe.
Other guy: Yeah, he's always hitting on my girlfriend, what a douche/moron/maroon.

by Voxi September 25, 2007

juandavid zuluaga

Its your name that no one could define.

I couldn't define JuanDavid Zuluaga

by JuanCena100105 October 24, 2017

maria juana

Maria Juana (Mary Jane) is another name for marihuana because the pronunciation in Spanish is very similar.
For you, ignorants who doesn't know what is marihuana,is a plant that one smokes and gives you a hell of a ride, meaning, a drug, and as such, illegal, though certain breeds of the marihuana are used legally by some as a form of therapy (lucky bastards)

A: hey man, i had a night with my fair lady, Maria Juana
B: how was that?
A: awesome!!!!
B: cool dude, can you get me $50 of it
A: of course dude

by Jack Spartan August 1, 2006