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Joseline

The most beautiful girl in the world! She's the one who is always smiling! She gets whatever ever she wants but loves to save money. She always stays clean. Fabulous and Fuckable! She's the girl every guy thinks is extremely cute.
Ooo why can't I be like Joseline!
by Christmasishere December 4, 2016
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Jobseeker's Allowance

Also known as JSA, this is the standard state handout to the unemployed in the UK.
Jobseeker's Allowance is paid by Jobcentre Plus to Jobseekers, who are required to actively seek work.
In order to receive Jobseeker's Allowance you must go to a branch of Jobcentre Plus so that a member of staff (a Dictator) can find out what sort or work you will have to look for - which is usually the most lowest paid, temporary and agency work. This will be called your Jobseekers Agreement.
If the dictator decides you are doing enough to find work, you will get paid a paltry sum that is not enough to live on.
In order to continue receiving Jobseekers Allowance, you must visit the Jobcentre Plus every 2 weeks - known as "Signing On" to show a dictator evidence of what you have done to find the work that is put down on your Jobseeker's Agreement.
This is very demeaning and the Dictator will make you feel very small and guilty that you are still a jobseeker.
If the dictator thinks you have applied for enough menial jobs but havent got one, you will be eligible for another payment of Jobseeker's Allowance.
You will then have to go back in another 2 weeks to do this again for your next payment of Jobseeker's Allowance.
If the Dictator decides you are not applying for enough jobs, he or she will stop your claim and you will no longer be eligible for any Jobseeker's Allowance.
I'm going up the pub tonight, got me Jobseeker's Allowance paid today!
by unemployed person April 22, 2009
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Joseantonio

Joseantonio means a very cool, but complex person. The name means hardworking, loyal, nice, and an overachiever, but a perfectionist. A thing that you might not know about a Joseantonio is his feelings. He may look one way, but feel another. Joseantonio may try to blend in or not appear as he may seem. He may be non-trustworthy at times, but an all around good guy and maybe even a bit funny.
I thought I knew you! You are such a Joseantonio!
by Joe, Sean, Tony, and Oh. March 13, 2018
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Josefa

Someone who is crazy and fun to be around with. She likes singing and making new friends. She can look stern sometimes but she can be very nice once you meet her.
"Hey look that's josefa! She really nice and friendly"
by nytelyte69 March 1, 2019
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Sloppy José

(noun)

The act of placing Sloppy Joe meat in a tortilla rather than a bun.
That peen Mark forgot the buns so we slammed on some Sloppy Josés instead.
by Ryan Lefure May 11, 2013
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San Jose Sharks

The San Jose Sharks are a professional ice hockey team based in San Jose, California, United States. They are members of the Pacific Division of the Western Conference of the National Hockey League.
Founded in 1991. Home arena in the HP Pavilion based in San Jose (AKA the "The Shark Tank"). They hold Division Championships for 2001-02 and 2003-04.
Have just had their logo changed in 2007. Team colors are Deep Pacific Teal, Burnt Orange and Black. Mascot is S.J. Sharkie.

San Jose Sharks New Logo

San Jose Sharks Old Logo (1991-2007)
Are we still on for the Sharks game today? I hope he San Jose Sharks win todays game.
by Smilefallingstar November 24, 2007
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Josef Fritzl

>Man no one has the capability to keep a good modest dungeon these days.
>Bro you're forgetting about Mr. Josef Fritzl
by Juttttttttter March 22, 2009
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