Joshed

When someone tells you a seemingly true, totally believable lie and then berates you when you believe him.

Josh: Did you know both of my parents are left-handed?
Me: Really? That's weird .
Josh: No! You fucking idiot! You're so gullible.

Me: Damn it, I got Joshed.

by Holehearted June 11, 2018

Jostled

When you jiggle your body parts on another person.

Emma really Jostled all over Riley last night

by Doggystyle876 June 4, 2017

Jossed

When a character or his/her close relation is unnecessarily maimed or killed. This includes, but is not limited to the stylings of Joss Whedon (see Fred Weasley).

Person 1: Dude, On a scale of Spike to Tara, how bad was Wesley jossed?
Person 2: More than Coulson, less than Connor.

by mael March 30, 2013

Joshed it up

Being a nugget and messing up something simple and being proud of it.

Then getting salty for people laughing.

*idiot messes something up*

"HE JOSHED IT UP"

by #josheditup January 12, 2017

joshed

Verb: the act of whispering and or yelling penis at complete strangers at random times then often followed by running and strange giggling.

man: the world sure is a strange place isn't kid. but don't worry i...(whisper) penis, penis, penis, penis.
Kid: :0
man: tehehehe (runs away)
kid: i can't believe i just got joshed

by SoAn14 December 9, 2010

Joshed Out

When you or that one friend gets super drunk and ends up throwing up all over the place and completely ruins your entire evening.

Me:"Dude, what happened last night, I can't remember anything."
Friend:"Bro, you totally Joshed Out!"

by Ellis182 October 9, 2016

joshed

Screwed beyond fixing. A word that describes how screwed a person is.

Wow...fuck your life. You're so joshed <shakes head in disapproval>

by $e9a April 7, 2009