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jodrell

Cockney rhyming slang for wank (to masturbate).
Derived from "Jodrell Bank", the Jodrell Bank Observatory in Cheshire, home to the 76-m Lovell Telescope which shot to fame when it tracked the Sputnik satellite in 1957.
Common usage "I'm off for a Jodrell"
by h_goon November 19, 2006
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Jordana

A Jordana, most prominently, possesses an obvious passionate side. This side contains an unstoppable drive to overcome any obstacles that would keep her from achieving her goals when it's something she's passionate about. This side is also responsible for the protection of those she cares about, and the same drive is used here.

Jordana's are very clever, and pick up on little things very quickly. They are cunning and witty, which aids them in helping people, which they enjoy doing.

It also helps them with their outrageous humour. Filled to the brim with cringe-worthy puns and jokes that leave you in stitches, Jordana's often latch onto the jokes that never fail to make people laugh over and over.

Jordana's also boast an underlying beauty that is unique. One cannot help but be in awe of everything about a Jordana.

This beauty also extends to her physical features. A Jordana often possesses a terrific fashion sense, however stresses comfortability over presentation. She can also be described as physically perfect.

Despite all these qualities, Jordana's are often quite humble, struggling to accept compliments or company. When approaching a Jordana, do so with sensitive confidence and focus on her passions rather than her, else she will become immediately shy and protective.

Once one meets a Jordana, they are advised to never lose them, as they are sure to become one of the most valuable people they will ever meet in their life.
Person 1: Wow, you see that girl?
Person 2: She has some sort of aura about her, doesn't she?
Person 1: I'm in love
Person 2: Definitely a Jordana.
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Jordan vallina

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Jordae

A very smart young girl who looks like her dad and she dances a lot and she is beautiful
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jasper jordan

The softest boy to ever exist.
A main character in the The 100 series. He's played by Devon Bostick.
A fan of The 100: I love Jasper Jordan! He's my favorite character!
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Jordan Brooks

Jordan; A beautiful girl that is really funny, And she is a model. She is an amazing girl! -Truman(;
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Jordan belfort

An American business man, author, and motivational speaker. Who was a very successful but fraudulent stock broker. He was convicted of fraud crimes related to stock market manipulation and running a boiler room as part of a penny stock scam, for which he spent 22 months in prison. He is best known to the greater population for his book, "The Wolf of Wall Street". And the recent movie based on the book about his like which his portrayed by Leonardo DiCaprio.

No doubt that JB is a badass mother fucker who doesn't give a fuck about you and is whiling drop that mother fucker to get to the top
Wow Jordan Belfort made 48 million at 23
by KidfromVA August 4, 2014
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