jotter

Jotter (n): a ginger otter. Pronounced "hotter" in Spanglish, cuz they are.

Mikala: Tyler, what are you?
Tyler: What?
Mikala: Like are you a bear or an otter?
Tyler: I'M A DUDEFUCKING JOTTER!!!!!!!!!!!

dude1: yeah dude, i totes fucked this rly hot jotter last night.
dude2: did the curtains match...?
dude1: obvs. i got red all over his red. jotters are the sexiest.

Advice: Jotters DO have souls! Do not mistake the jotter for a fat ginger, nor joke about their lack of soul or growing up into red bears. They will fuck you up.

by betch.deck August 24, 2011

joteria

Going to a club for lesbians and gays

Selene lets go to the joteria.

by bebebleu17 September 21, 2016

jotter

What the North-East of Scotland people call a book for writing in.

English person: I forgot my book

Scottish person: I forgot my jotter

by inamish May 4, 2018

jooner

Someone who joons (disrespects) someone or something.

That fucker just spilt his pint on my shirt. What a fucking jooner!

by Jon Phishman March 6, 2007

Harry Potter Jotter

(n.) A person (usually a complete nub, or Nubby Nubberton ) who is deeply inspired by the Harry Potter Series , thus they (falsely) depict themselves as fantasy-fiction-writing geniuses.

The result of this is a Harry Potter Jotter , one who will constantly publish outlandish stories and fanfiction s on fanfiction.net , and (falsely) expect to get thousands of readers .

Dave: 'Hey man , did you see Alvin at school today??'

Mike: 'Yeah dude, what a nub. He kept blabbing on about his new fanfic: 'Harry Potter and the Enchanted Owl', though he didn't even get any views on it.'

Dave: 'Wow, he's definitely a Harry Potter Jotter.'

Mike: 'Tell me about it.'

by mangalover997 September 4, 2010

Joober

A Jewish Goober

That guy dancing over there is such a joober

by Fishmanater October 27, 2009

Joother

Another word for 'cheating mother fucker'. Mostly heard when one cheats in any type of sporting or recreational activity in which a stupid rule is taken too much advantage of. Most commonly, beer pong. Used as a replacement name for the cheater or bullshitter instead of their actual name.

Daniel: "Haha I knocked a cup over... That's 2 cups asshole licker!"

Ryan: "Ughhhh Gooooddamnit, cooome ooon Joother..."

by Kinger Joother September 15, 2009