>//<

An embarrassed/frustrated smiley usually used on internet chat or role-playing sites. The > and < are the eyes and indicate that the smiley is squinting in frustration (like ><, >_<, >-<, or >.<) The // mean that the smiley is blushing.

Not to be confused with '^//^' which indicates the user is blushing with happiness/excitement which has to do with love.

>//< is usually used in a situation in which one would be humiliated or ashamed. Is usually but not always used by Anime fans, Role-players, or just purely awesome people.
(INCORRECT) -- "Oh em gee man, i can't BELIEVE Julie uploaded that video of me at the party onto Facebook ^//^"

(CORRECT) -- "Oh em gee man, i can't BELIEVE Julie uploaded that video of me at the party onto Facebook >//<"
by mangalover997 August 27, 2010
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Harry Potter Jotter

(n.) A person (usually a complete nub, or Nubby Nubberton ) who is deeply inspired by the Harry Potter Series , thus they (falsely) depict themselves as fantasy-fiction-writing geniuses.

The result of this is a Harry Potter Jotter , one who will constantly publish outlandish stories and fanfiction s on fanfiction.net , and (falsely) expect to get thousands of readers .
Dave: 'Hey man , did you see Alvin at school today??'

Mike: 'Yeah dude, what a nub. He kept blabbing on about his new fanfic: 'Harry Potter and the Enchanted Owl', though he didn't even get any views on it.'

Dave: 'Wow, he's definitely a Harry Potter Jotter.'

Mike: 'Tell me about it.'
by mangalover997 September 04, 2010
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