Jonte

A jonte is a wank stain with a cake faced mother. He is a loser and aspires to be a basketball player but in reality is terrible. He often appears to have crooked teeth and look like a donkey. He also has severe undiagnosed scoliosis and gun shots wounds in his face. His father also fails to support his family and is on the fence deciding to run away. Jonte overall is a loser and should commit death.

also Jonte if you're reading this don't beat me up
Nigel: Have you heard about Jonte.
Dinith: Whatta loser.
by IhateNigels July 27, 2022
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Jonte Smith

Jonte smith is so good at football
by Matthewwantdon November 22, 2021
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Jont

Having gay relations with a grapefruit. A gay grape fruit
by Blhu November 27, 2019
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Jonte

Rah have you seen jonte?

Yh bruv
by khylesbabymum June 17, 2021
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jonte

a sexy awesome person who actually gives a fuck about life when needed. jonte is tall slim handsome person and generally speaking is one of the more cuter boys in his family . also girls in his family fall head over heels by his cuteness
jonte- a good looking boy
by keilani.C February 28, 2021
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Jont

Abbreviated form of sayingjust don’t do it.”
Girl: Alex, jont....please jont. You’re being stupid. Only I can do it.
by Justwin November 30, 2020
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Jonte

Jonte & friends are just victim's.
Jonte & friends are victim's of violence.
by Dethrix Drakath. November 22, 2023
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