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Jello Plan

The plan to which one subscribes when choosing the Mormon (Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints) Faith. On this plan you have many children and eat more jello than the average person.
Dave and his wife just became Mormons, guess they better get started on the Jello Plan. They might even want to move to the Jello Belt.
by TwoLeftShoes September 6, 2011
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Jollibeezy

It is the Filipino version of "Beener". It derives from a mix of the famous Filipino chain restaurant "Jollibee" and the urban term "beezy" which is slang for "bitch".
Julio: dude what the fuck are we doing in Daly City, there ain't shit here besides miny pacquiaos and Jabbawockeez

David: relax my nig, let me just swoop up on this jollibeezy right quick and take em' her back to the pad
by Prof. Riskamuerta April 15, 2010
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Jello Biafra

The lead singer of the bay area punk band, The Dead Kennedys, who's material included some of the most groundbreaking and intelligent music I have ever heard. This is because of Jello Biafra. That man is politically and intellectually informed. And funny while at it. Although the Dead Kennedys were during the Reagan era, his views still speak strong today, and today he works actively for change. Go research the guy, he OWNS YOU.
Jello Biafra for president...2012!!!!!!
(So I can vote for him then :)
by stray November 17, 2004
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Jellowear

The sticky jello attached to one's body after a heavy match of drunken jello wrestling.
Whoa! Did you see Jen's jellowear? That girl needs a shower!
by ellehcim1007 September 14, 2010
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jello jiggler

A person who takes pride in having sexual relations with a person whose fat rolls jiggle like jello during sex, walking, or any other physical activity.
Ryan: "Watch me make that jello jiggle"

Dan: "Oh my god that's fucking disgusting"

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"Yo man, tonight I'm going to hit that bulging beast and make her jello jiggle"

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"That dude is such a jello jiggler - he just loves to bang fat bitches and feel their fat jiggle against his body"
by anonymous1001 March 27, 2008
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jello pudding pops

the most awesome yummy popiscle in the world
by samantha May 2, 2005
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Jello Shots

Jello shots are cups or cubes of alcoholic jelly made with flavored gelatin mix and some type of hard liquor.
Good thing we can't taste the Everclear in these Jello Shots under all that sugar...*crash*
by Andrew el Conquistador April 11, 2006
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