Jolanta

A hot sexy giant white ass.

Damn, that hoe got one sweet jolanta. I want to tear that shit up.

by JackieO1960 October 19, 2008

Jolander

the coolest set of people in the world
usually a last name :

We jolanders are the shit. :

by hannahmontana1234 March 17, 2009

jolonda

One crazy moths fucka who despises people that are lazy and don't work also is deaf and has a friend named Ashley.

Jolonda called me a whore.

by not a 45 year old cop November 27, 2014

Johanda

Definiton of the best friendship. Ship name of the most amazing & hot girls on Earth.

dude 1: "Damn. Those girls have the best friendship I've ever seen. What's their name?!!!"
dude 2: "I know, man. They call themselfs "Johanda". I absolutely love them."
dude 1: "I know, right? They're also pretty hot tho."

by Lenyy October 22, 2017

Jomanda

a bitch that likes to steal cell phones for no reason but to hook up with guys.

"what happened to your phone?"
"oh, jomanda"
"that blows."

by horsevagina March 25, 2010

Jolandra

Jolandra is a sensitive mean person with a good personality and MOSTLY everyone has a connection with a Jolandra. A Jolandra is effectionate, caring, intelligent, goofy, mean but nice at the same time. A Jolandra is loyal to whomever. A Jolandra is a person you should NOT test or turn your back on. A Jolandra speaks her mind, so whatever they say you should believe it. A Jolandra is sorta bipolar, but they learn how to mentally control it. Jolandra isn’t a bar person unless you turn them on their leaf....

Jolandra is a very crazy person.

by LoopsZ January 27, 2019

jovanda

From João (graced by God) and Vanda (wanderer...or vandal lol).

But you know what they say ..not all who wander are lost ;-)

Jovanda can't be defined.

by OakLight November 22, 2021