joinking

Jumping on your mothers bed

kids jumping around and being silly on mums bed (joinking) when she doesn't like it

by innot December 8, 2013

Jinling

a girl who is shy and quiet. Cunning at times. Can be known as cute and like an angel. Not that smart at first but results would shoot up suddenly. She can be talkative at times. She would be a successful person in the future. she is secretive so if she tells you a secret, you are her best friend in the world! she can be down suddenly and ignore you when she feels angry. she can be easily jealous. This means you shouldn't boast around her.

Jinling is like an angel from the heavens!
why is that girl ignoring me? such a jinling!

by MR.NOODLE March 23, 2021

Horse Jostling

A Popular Pastime in Lincolnshire (Especially Scunthorpe)

The object of the game is to "bring off" a male equine mammal using two long sticks.

The sticks are positioned either side of the horses member, and then jostled from side to side, stimulating the horse to orgasm.

The Game ends either when the horse "Spaffs" or when one of the Jostlers is kicked by the horse with enough force to dissuade them from the act.

Yo Nick, are you goin' badger baitin tonight.

No you fuckin' retard. I got whacked in the nads last night while I was Horse Jostling, and now I can't fuckin walk!

(Extract from Sense and Sensability by Jane Austin)

by NathanielW May 9, 2011

Jingling

Ejaculating north of the Arctic Circle

Hermey was arrested for jingling all over Rudolph's shiny red nose

by Dubya82 October 10, 2016

jingling the keys

refers to the act of 'jerking it'.

Person: "So...do you like jingling the keys?"

by Junglemonkeh March 13, 2008

Jointing

Smoking a joint.

Guy 1: Yo, what you doing?
Guy 2: Nothing, just jointing.
Guy 1: Kool, can I join you?
Guy 2: Sure.

by CJ-HC September 25, 2008

Butt Jointing

Butt Jointing also known as ‘Spigoting’ when scaffolder engages in the sexual act of joining two Brasses (prostitutes) together arsehole to arsehole using a spigot fitting.

‘Went out strait after work with the boys on the Wandsworth job and got on the Stella and packet last night ended up in a Brass house (Brothel), couldn’t get a hard on so I ended up Butt Jointing two Brasses (prostitutes) together and talked shit to them while watching them stagger about like a human crab slapping my limp meat about’

by ArseWeasel March 4, 2023