Johannes

Johannes is the tallest sexiest bloke with the biggest dick around. On top of this he is the most good looking and the smartest man alive.

Johannes christ our lord and saviour

by Choklad papi March 6, 2017

Johannah

A very amazing, sweet, kind, attractive and beautiful girl! Any guy would be lucky to get a girl named Johannah!

Person 1: Hey bro I got a girlfriend last night!
Person 2: For real? What's her name?
Person 1: Johannah!
Person 2: Man I bet she's a beauty!
Person 1: Yeah she is!

by Adrienb99 September 18, 2015

johan liebert

That sneaky motherfucker from monster.

Person 1: you hear about the best anime antagonist johan liebert?

Person 2: nah cheif

Person 1: fuckin johan like Jesus fuck just watch the anime fuckin horrifying motherfucker

by Yaboi_J June 25, 2021

Johany

Gorgeous, understanding, smart, super sarcastic, pretty, doesn't like touchy people, great dancer, likes talking, strange, weird, cooler than everyone else in their school, awesome

DANG! THAT GIRL JOHANY BE DABOMB.COM!

by Katelyn Lipton December 9, 2012

Johanie

She is smart. She is open minded, trustworthy, and dedicated. She cares deeply for her family. She is a great friend. She understand you. Shes has lots of friends and comes off as mean or intimating but she's actually nice and sweet. If you ever meet her, be nice and she will do the same. She is the greatest girlfriend in the entire world but don't provoke her otherwise you'll experience something (Evil Smirk).

Girl1: Johanie is here...
Girl2: Be nice to her, she's kinda mean.
Girl1: I don't think she's mean...she looks strict.

by Wannah August 17, 2021

Scarlett Johansson

Literally the finest most beautiful badass milf who sued in labour. Used to be part of the MCU and played black widow (the most beautiful character in the mcu).

"You know Scarlett Johansson?"
"Yh what about her?"
"I would let her run me over and I would apologise"
"Same tbh"

by Justmeig August 19, 2021

Johan

Johan

Johan

by Oh_Kae? February 4, 2021