Johannes

This can also be a name for girls! Johannes may look quiet and shy at first but if you befriend her your life would probably be shining with rows of rainbows and weirdness. But if you like or have a crush on her, just go and ask her if she likes you too. Also she is smart, hot, kind, generous and the girl who would always be there for you(Also not a plastic friend). So gurl *snap* *snap* be like JOHANNES!

Rupert: Hey this girl made my life smile. I think i like her.
Mitch: Dude, you fell inlove with a Johannes .

by JohannesThat November 25, 2016

Johann

A dude that is 181cm tall, bad at fortnite but better than Alden. This two dudes never ever, as a team, get victory royal. Not kind, maybe the worst two guys on earth. But better than Marcus!

Johann is better than Marcus.

by I know you johann July 25, 2018

Johann

When a white man can dance as well or better than a black man.

"Shit look at that honkey, that milk toast's a johann."

by 8bitlover January 26, 2009

Johann

A teen that rejects life. A Johann is the most emo person you will meet. It is scary.

Johann always sneaks out on those dark nights.

by A smart child May 7, 2018

Johann

Johann is that one friend that will never be a friend. He learned communication from his diplomat dad, but has plans to use it with the worst purpose. He also likes to cut something. I highly recommend not talking to any Johann if you enjoy being alive.

- Do you know what happened to Michael ?
- I heard he met Johann the other day.
- Oh no, that's terrifying !

by Yuxraal May 27, 2023

johannes

Johannes is the german word for calling someone lazy. It's often used in heated conversations between two people. It's origin is unknown but some theories say it changed over the years due to language barriers.

You are such a johannes. Go finish your work.

by Der Gerät October 5, 2023

Johann

He is the type of person who does exceptionally great with his grades especially Math. With his name taken from the famous musician Johann Sebastian Bach, he also loves to sing and make music and is hell, so good at it. Johann also likes making artworks and loves art. Johann may seem all goofy and hilarious, but deep inside he really is sensitive and has a soft-spot just for his closest friends. Once you have a Johann, never let go of him; he's truly a keeper.

He's such a Johann! I'm gonna Johann him forever!

by John's Sword August 10, 2019