jobbies

faeces the passing of excrement through the anus.

ooh my stomach is sore I think I may need a few jobbies

by Helen Gunn August 30, 2006

Jaggy Jobbie

a poo not quite ready to come out but so awkwardly placed in the colon that it is scrathing you.

"i've been poking at my arse for hours ive got a jaggy jobbie lodged somewhere"

by Shengmasterwarrior July 30, 2009

jobbie

Shite

I need a whopping jobbie

by Shizer August 25, 2003

flibbity jibbity jibber jabber

When you gotta get out of somewhere or something.

"Do you hear the flibbity jibbity jibber jabber
With an, "Oh my God, I've got to get out of here or I'll have another"

by GBendz September 9, 2023

Jobbie Jabber

Somone who likes to pack fudge.

John Paul McCue is a jobby jabber as he takes it up the anus.

by humanfudgepackingmachine April 10, 2004

jobbie

A childs word for shite.

"mummy, i need a jobbie"

by Snakeheid October 16, 2003

jobbiejabber

one who gives it up the poopshoot

gay man elton is a jobbiejabber

by drummer January 18, 2003