job

Something you have while working for a corporate bully and douchebag you strongly dislike who has less education than you, so you can earn money and pay for things to impress those whom you dislike even more.

Most sorry Americans need to have a job like everyone else.

by [e-mail] March 3, 2008

jobs

In professional wrestling, someone who deliberately loses to another wrestler. A "jobber" is someone who almost always loses to other wrestlers.

It was a sad day for hulkamaniacs everywhere when Hulk Hogan jobbed to Goldberg.

by Alfie The Horndog September 3, 2005

jobbed

To be the victim of a conspiracy; to lose a seemingly fair contest because of deceit; to be guaranteed to lose. The term derives from the professional wrestling term "jobber".

Brett Hart was jobbed in the infamous Montreal Screwjob.

The Seahawks got jobbed in Super Bowl XL.

by John L. Morgan June 5, 2007

-job

A suffix indicating a sexual act related to the root (blowjob, handjob, etc.).

by Eric February 4, 2003

Job

1.What you wish you had right now, instead of looking up definitions of it.

2 It's also another term for soul taker, similar to marriage.

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Tom: Wanna here a cat joke.
Rolf: No, im trying to fill out applications for a job.
Tom: LOL, just kitten.

by Lucrece July 9, 2012

job

just over broke.

I just got a job at McDonalds!

by autumnfall October 16, 2008

JOB

Maker of fine quality rolling papers.

Jake stopped and picked up a book of JOB papers to get the night rollin.

by take5burn1 February 4, 2010