Jizzus Christ

1. The act of screaming "Jesus Christ" out loud during sex or masturbation. Often times, just before you are about to orgasm.

2. The holy mother load of Jizz. So much, that only Peter North could be your biological Father.

3. An exorcism of all known bodily fluids during an Orgasm.

1."Jizzus Christ I think I'm coming!!!"

2. "Holy Jizzus - That was a hell of a money shot!"

3. "Jizzus Christ... I don't think I have another drop left in me. I'm gonna be walkin' with a limp tomorrow."

by Schizo@thebat May 24, 2014

jizanus

Spontaneous penile and anal discharge.

Look at at that guy!!! He totally jizanused his levis.

by Snine, Dirtbag July 20, 2007

Jizznose

A jizznose is an individual which falls asleep far too fucking early, fakes sleeping, enjoys petrified ginger balls on his forehead. Also twitches in anticipation for a big black cock.

Wilf is a jizznose

by jizznose shmiznose March 25, 2017

Jizzness

When someone just jizzed but it ain’t your business!

Mind your jizzness!!!!

by mr.jizzness April 24, 2020

Jizzness

mixture of Jazz and Business for those mentally dyslexic.

It's cool and all that jizzness.

by roarimmabear December 20, 2010

Taking Care of Jizzness

get head, cum, ejaculate.

she sure is taking care of jizzness. Suzy sure takes care of jizzness seriously well. Although some girls have no business taking care of jizzness and never can quite finish the deed.

sometimes it's better to take care of your own jizzness right? like they say.. you want something done right you gotta do it yourself.

by aurorwolf July 30, 2012

Jizzness

The official name for the moneyshot in pornography. Because men who can ejaculate at the appropriate moment are in such high demand in the movies,they are paid a fortune. Careerr candidates are referred to as @Going into the porn jizzness."

Kathy: For christ's sake Peter get on with it. What are you trying to do, break into the jizzness?

by Murky Ditchwater April 16, 2009