Jizzmong

Someone who cannot jizz

"Dude, that guy's a total jizzmong"

by jizzmong hunter July 15, 2009

Jizzmoidal

Something that looks so good, it makes you blow your load.

Peter: Bruce, check out the blonde in the hallway
Bruce: Thats jizzmoidal
Ryan: Get over here....
Mark: Gday guys
Ryan: oh fuck.

by FOF382 September 2, 2014

Jizzmonia

The ammonia like smell associated with a jizz soaked towel or tissue or sock.

Eww.... I woke up to the smell of jizzmonia because the jizz towel was so close to my head.

by Imaginarium9 December 27, 2020

jazzymondo

A guy who makes people laugh. He’s funny, outgoing and a hit with the ladies. His cock is huge, minimum 8 inches. He’s at least 6 foot tall and is most likely mixed race with curly hair

Jazzymondo is an awesome guy

by Houdini55 November 23, 2021

Jezzmond

A slag

She’s an absolute Jezzmond

by romanmyers1710 June 2, 2022

Jezzmond

A slag

She’s an absolute Jezzmond

by romanmyers1710 June 2, 2022

Jizzonomics

The economics of jizzing.

Frederick: Hey little Timmy, wanna learn about Jizzonomics?

Timmy: Get away from me Uncle Fred! Mom said you can't talk to me anymore!

Frederick: When jizzing, the average male jizzes between 1.25 to 5 milliliters of jizz. There are 5 to 25 calories in each jizz release, so there is roughly 4.5 calories in a milliliter of jizz. Half a gummy bear has 4.5 calories. a 16 ounce bag of gummy bears, containing 390 gummy bears, costs $13.99, which is approximately $0.0359 per gummy bear, or $0.0179 per half gummy bear. So, with this we can value one jizz release at $0.0179. With your current net worth of $9.87, you can only jizz 551 times until you won't be able to afford to jizz any longer. But hey, after jizzing 551 times, you'll still be left with $0.007099999999999634 to spend on hookers or whatever you kids buy nowadays.

by nigletified August 5, 2024