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jizzbomber

A description of a mild mannered college student/superhero whose main weapon and special power is a jizzbomb(see subteranean jizzbomb). Works in and around the area of the University of Arkansas, also can be rented for birthday parties, bar mitzvahs, office parties etc.
No, I won't be going to this month's gunshow i'm just gonna call up the jizzbomber to settle my disputes from now on. Plus he does a mean cover of Michael Jackson's Thriller.
by Black Caesar December 9, 2008
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hitler jizz bomb

when a man and a man are sexually active and perform a dirty sanchez, so the one with shit under their nose looks like hitler. then the other man/men jizz all over and inside "hitlers" nose until he sneezes and explodes jizz and snot and shit everywhere.
i love getting hitler jizz bombs
by Carl Bombstrom December 7, 2006
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Cuban Jizz Bomb

when a male ejaculates on a girl's face and then bends over to automatically fart on their face covering her face in your gas.
I had a girl going down on me the other day and after I busted a nut on her face i turned around real fast and gave her a Cuban Jizz Bomb.
by Joel Diaz June 11, 2006
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jizzboobtastic

when someones jizz goes all over someones boobs in the shape of a star
trevor: OH MAN MAN LAST NIGHT WAS GREAT MAN!!
chris: oh really, why man?
trevor: CUZ I JIZZBOOBTASTIC ALL OVER LEXI'S BOOBS MAN!!
chris: oh man man thats whats up.
by xxBARBIIExx November 27, 2011
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Jizz bomb

When a boy puts a weeks worth of cum in a condom, then sprays all over his naked girlfriend as she shouts "CUMHOUSE"
Boy: "Let me do my jizz bomb on you."
Girl: "Fack off."
by dizzy mack April 6, 2014
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Jizz Bomb

To Ejaculate on an extacy pill, then snort it
Hey Dawg!?! You tryin to do a jizz bomb tonight? My homeboy said it was spermtastic.
by watermouth January 12, 2009
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jizzbob

omg i just gave a jizzbob
by tobz June 16, 2003
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