jewtard

Contraction of "Jewish Retard".

Jewish + Retard = Jewtard.

Ayan: Hey, I just need one more penny. Care to spare yours?
Noah: I'm sorry, but I need it! I'm saving for a rainy day!
Ayan: Ughh... Jewtard.

by Carlos Astudillo January 31, 2005

Jewbaggins

A person who exhibits extreme stinginess or cheapness in everyday life. A person who hoards anything he can get his hands on, including an xbox controller or a bong.

"Mac, I can't believe you just took another rip. It was clearly my turn. You're such a jewbaggins."

by Gatt Meiger October 14, 2011

Jewtalian

Someone of a Jewish (Sephardic or Ashkenazic) and Italian racial, ethnic, or ancestral background.

Jewtalians love spaghetti and bagels with lox.

by Moses Caesar July 27, 2006

jewbaggery

The act of using Jew tricks to confuse or take advantage of someone or something.

Grossman confused us with his jewbaggery.

Schwartzman jewbaggered the entire tour group, causing us to get lost in the city.

by Gaylord Price November 29, 2007

Jetaine

Unattainable, energetic, sexy, intelligent, unpredictable, savage, stunning, classy, dependable, passionate, The girl next door, The one who will stand by you through the good, bad, and the ugly. The girl your family falls in love with before you do.

You've been Jetained
You can't Jetaine me.
That woman is Jetaine, look at that smile.
I can just imagine how Jetaine you are.
You look Jetaine.
You are a very Jetaine person.
Those earrings are Jetaine.

by Jet_beauty of the week May 12, 2009

Jetta Pimpin

When you cruise around playing loud music from a VW Jetta, with the windows down, with or without sun glasses on.

"We went Jetta Pimpin, to some sweet tunes, as we traveled down town"

by Kurt L March 30, 2008

jetwash

Occurs when someone walking infront of another person farts, leaving a vapor trail of gas lingering behind them only to be inhaled by all who cross its invisable path.

As i was walking up the stairs with Nate not far behind, i decided to set off my asshole afterburner and set him up to walk directly through my jetwash.

by 5heyyroo5 December 14, 2008