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Unattainable, energetic, sexy, intelligent, unpredictable, savage, stunning, classy, dependable, passionate, The girl next door, The one who will stand by you through the good, bad, and the ugly. The girl your family falls in love with before you do.
You've been Jetained
You can't Jetaine me.
That woman is Jetaine, look at that smile.
I can just imagine how Jetaine you are.
You look Jetaine.
You are a very Jetaine person.
Those earrings are Jetaine.
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Jemaine Clement 

Also known as the 'hiphopopotumus', Jemaine is totally awesome.
He is in the band flight of the conchords along with Bret Mckenzie.

But Jemaine is the sexier one of the two.
He has also been in the film;
Eagle vs Shark

and will soon be coming out in a film called :
gentlemen broncos
Jemaine Clement, if you asked me to marry you, i so would.
Jemaine Clement by b4j October 5, 2008
Jelaine is a very unique name, she's a kind of person who will accept you for who you are, she is also very friendly, independent, beautiful, brave, trustworthy, loyal, stong, and loveable, but sometimes she's can be a person you could never expect it to be she has a personality that can make your life's a living hell, she can manipulate you without noticing it, she's nice to a friend but a devil to a enemy, she also has a very difficult emotion and personality but she's also fun to hang out with, she have a lots of great friends, and she is also great at finding he's pain with her smile

Inshort jelaine is a very unique and pure you'll might meet a jelaine like her once in a life time, she is a very important person so you need to keep her:)
Woahh that girl is HoHo-HOTT🔥 it must be a jelaine

Wow! You have a friend named jelaine
Jelaine by Cutieesenpaiii June 8, 2021

Jemaine Clement 

One incredibly adorable and hilarious member of the folk/rock comedy duo known as Flight of the Conchords, from New Zealand, in which he plays bass and guitar with Brett McKenzie.
He rocks the rectangular black glasses and sleeps on a granny-quilt. Apparently, he gets more "action" then Brett, but consoles him with a song about how he once put a wig on Brett while he was sleeping and spooned with him.
Jemaine Clement is my hero, and they're better be another season of Flight of the Conchords on HBO.
Jemaine Clement by sfwildflower August 7, 2008
Jelaine is fine and got the sexiest body ever! She is also very funny and kind and the best lover ive ever had. Man she really knows how to give a man pleasure. Best bj in the world came from Jelaine. Everyone needs a lil Jelaine in their life:)
Jelaine is sooo awesome I love being around her
Jelaine by jp jones August 3, 2011
a sultry vampiric female whose silence is filled by deep thoughts of domination and control.
She acted like such a Jetaime last night. She drew me in even though she was silent.
Jetaime by Christina Jasliene. February 28, 2009
A beautiful girl that has an amazing smile and is a sassy, bubbly girl
Damn Jemaine is so cute
Jemaine by Rockergirl666 October 21, 2019
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