jewdong

The abnormally large penis of a jewish person

"holy shit stienberg McGoldingstien! You have a huge jewdong"

by McBlusterson March 17, 2009

Jewpoint

A jewpoint is reached when a Jew runs out of money and becomes exceedingly greedier, angry, sweaty and rude - that is a jewpoint. Caution must be taken when you're around a Jew who reached their jewpoint.

My God did you see Esther that day? She was full on angry, rude and bitch. What was up?

She reached her jewpoint. Probably was out of money and was pissed about it. That's what happens when you reach your jewpoint.

by avialae January 22, 2014

Jewdonk

A physical anomaly of a Jewish woman. An especially wonderful ass owned by a Jew.

Yo, did you see Julie at temple today? That girl got a Jewdonk!

by Carabug December 12, 2012

Jewponing

Being an extreme couponer.

"Hey man, what are you doing?"
"Jewponing."

by CaseyTheNinja January 1, 2012

Jewmongous

Something that is humongous that pertains to a Jewish person.

A batmitzvah is a very Jewmongous time in a girl's life

by JuanAFanta May 5, 2009

Jewpo

1) One who is a major fatass and also incredibly Jewish.

2) A hippopotamus who is of the Jewish religion.

3) A person who is a fatass but just seemingly Jewish, i.e. turns head at the sound of a dropped penny, and then eats it.

1) Hey Dave, you wanna see if Micheal wants to go to the casino with us latter?

He probably won't man, he's a major Jewpo.

2) Don't hog all the fires you Jewpo!

by NewWordsRUs May 29, 2011

jewpan

an community of jewish people living in japan.

jewpan living in japan and speaking japanese.

by Rachel Valdez May 13, 2005