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Stemming from Jewish traditions, a male lights each candle of the menorah for the appropriate night. Following the candle lighting ceremony, the male rolls a latke into a cylinder and thrusts it into the females anus. He then eats the latke out and once the latke is consumed, he proceeds to engage in the act of anal sex.
That guy jewman shumanned her so hard last night.
by Jalapena October 28, 2014
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Jewminate

1) Jewminate them.

2) Consider yourself jewminated.

3) Don't try to jewminate me, son.
by OfGreaterExpectations2010 April 11, 2010
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jawmuncher

A person who acts stupid but is really smart but only when it is needed.
Lets say Bob goes to school and steals some cafeteria food, pretty stupid. But when he takes his Algebra final he makes a 100. This would be a jawmuncher.

This word is commonly used in middle and high school when talking about a friend that does stupid things outside of school but is smart inside of school.
by Max June 18, 2006
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Jewbuntu

A version of Ubuntu, a freeware operating system, that has been burned to a Cd and marked for retail.
Damn jews trying to make every cent they can, might as well be JEWbuntu!
by Anrdew May 17, 2008
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The Jewminatti

Conspiracy theory claiming Jews are in charge of the World Bank, shadow governments, media, et al.
No one believes in the Jewminatti because of their mind-control propaganda.
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Jewmongous

Something that is humongous that pertains to a Jewish person.
A batmitzvah is a very Jewmongous time in a girl's life
by JuanAFanta May 5, 2009
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Jewmuslim

(n)- a person who's father is a Jew and and mother is a Muslim
Is that young man a Jewmuslim, because I haven't seen one since the 50's?
by Jewmuslim88 December 10, 2016
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