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Jewmo

A jew that is a emo, currently there is one in the world.
'look at that jewmo over there'
'wow what a jewmo'

JD
by Sommer And Joe December 17, 2008
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Jewmobile

A car that mainly Jews travel in. Usually very expensive, but not pimped.Jewmobiles include Cadillacs, BMWs, and various other expensive cars.
Oh man that was one awesome Jewmobile that we passed back there.
by Jewmobile Rider May 18, 2009
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Jewtoria

A jewish type of girl, who's a bit of a jeb!
by looooooooooooo =] May 9, 2007
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Jeworexic

A slang term for the act of fasting on Yom Kippur. Yom Kippur is the holiest day on the Jewish calendar, and is also known as the Day of Atonement.
I'm okay with praying, but being Jeworexic sucks - I'M HUNGRY!
by sosarasaid September 28, 2009
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Jewmongous

Something that is humongous that pertains to a Jewish person.
A batmitzvah is a very Jewmongous time in a girl's life
by JuanAFanta May 5, 2009
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jewmock

Jewmock is the name of an individual, he is well known across planets for his miscomings like the want to peg a child every 30 seconds, normally having one on standby on his vehicular object of choice.

Jewmock is a arbiter of his species, and a fleet master. Jewmock is a vary effervescent, along with his co-comander Known as BigWinston, you will rarely see them separate. BigWinston is more reserved, he also can be at times interpreted as brusque and free-spoken.

Jewmock is the owner of many worlds filled with countries to the likeness of places from planet earth, one notable country would be japan, having created a massive empire spanning worlds.

Some easy misconceptions could be that he is fat because of his deep and scratchy voice
Another misconception is that his is a vary befuddled individual because of the tales he speaks of, being a pirate captain at sea, thieving all in his path. His tales of being stranded on a planet he called Ark, having a weird foreign technology imbedded in his wrist, and being surrounded by dinosaurs and other mythical creatures like dragons. Another tell even clamming to be a dinosaur, some theorists think that he was only a beta simulator for that tale, that caused him confusion and the belief he was a Dino. More so would be his tales of him being a Sid Meiers civilization leader, unsure what that means. One of his more notable tales are his tales of fighting the halos that were inhabited by flood and foreigner.
Jewmock is a admirable, but also a vary feared creature!
by Leather cloth of the lamb November 27, 2021
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Jewmocracy

A gang of Jews totally reliant on money, bagels, and Chuck Norris.
This Jewmocracy is suck, they hoggin' all the bagels.

This shit is Jewmocracy.
by Thomas G. Heckleberg January 4, 2008
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