Jew

Junior Enlisted Warrior. In the Marine Corps grades E-1 through E-3. The working class.

Corporal "bring me the jews"
Other corporal " why lift with your back when you can lift with your lance corporals"

by CapDaddyLaFlame August 10, 2016

jew

A race of People who have been terrorized and massacred throughout history....a people who were the victim of mass genocide in WWII. a people who are very ready to defend themselves

bob: can you believe that 6 milliom jews were killed in WWII

Rick: Wtf is a jew?

Bob: a people who used to make up 1/3 of are city but have been completely wiped from our city (Warsaw, Poland)

Rick: wow...lets go listen the that NUMa NUma song

by General CheshYeshVek November 29, 2006

Jew

A person of high morals, integrity, and character who practices Judaism.

That guy who funded that hospital...he's a Jew.

by Decent Human Being December 6, 2017

Jew

1. A person who's mother is Jewish and a person who follows and believes in the Jewish religion.

2. NOT, contrary to popular belief, and insult.

3. The creators of South Park.

1. Oy Vey, Moishe's Bar Mitzvah is tomorrow!

2. Cartman: Stfu you Jew!
Retarded, ignorant teenager: haha! Since Cartman said it, it must be an insult!
*Later*
Retarded, ignorant teenager: Hey, Jon, your a Jew!
Retarded, ignorant teenager 2: Hey wtf man your a Jew!

3. Anti-semetic: Ha! South Park is so great!
Some guy: You do realize the creators of that show are Jewish, right?
Anti-semetic: Bullshit! Are you a Jew?

by Starwarsgeek133 May 13, 2010

Jew

A group of people who's religion is Judaism. The young guys somehow get all the girls.
I don't mean to be offensive but young Jewish guys seem attractive to girls in general.

Guy 1: How is Matthew getting all the girls?
Guy 2: He's a Jew, I heard that many of them were trying to have sex with him.
Guy 1: ooohhhhh

by Why Do U Care What I'm Called July 22, 2020

jeweli

The most prettiest girl ever!!!! SHE HAS BODY GOALS! No one better step in her way she will beat ASS! She is so caring and knows how to make a smile. The guy who has her is a lucky man! Her eyes will sparkle up the night with perfection, everyone needs a jeweli

James: "woah did you see that girl"

Nick: "yea, thats jeweli everyone wants her!"

by Delana.duhh May 7, 2018

Jew

another form of the word you, when talking to a jew.

RACHEL! What are Jew doing?!

Do jew want to go to the mall?

by choysee! June 20, 2008