jewbagel

A person who is greedy like a jew with the IQ of a bagel. A jerk or idiot.

Look at this guy! He is eating the pizza without contributing to the fund. What a jewbagel.

by Jake R July 18, 2008

Jewbate

A form of masturbation in which you wrap a dollar bill around your dick/dildo and when your about to bust you recite the 'Shema'

David: Man, You gonna come to the game?
Kevin: Nah man, im gonna go Jewbate allover my Girl's face
David: Damn that Jaint sounds fuckin sick!

by Adolf "killa jew" Hitler November 16, 2009

Jewbagel

A person is a stingy and is also an asshole about it.

Person one: Hey can I have that?
Jewbagel: No you can't have that its mine! Get your own! Are you homeless or something? Go get a job!

by dgamerx October 12, 2011

jewbagel

jewbagel usually refers to a jew who is overly obsessed with bagels. mainly a jew who can name every bagel known to man. poppyseed ,b lueberry strawberry orange juice pubic chicken and nipple paste bagels

ethan is the most rediculous jewbagel in the world cuz he stuffs them in his vagina.

by junk 4 u February 15, 2010

jewban

A Jew mixed with a Cuban. It is a very rare breed. They often have internal conflict because the Jew is cheap and wants money, but the Cuban wants to redistribute wealth. Jewbans come from the island Jewba, which is an island made of quarters and is just off the coast of Guantanamo bay.

Kyle Castro, don't steal my quarter you Jewban, your island is full of them.

by xyz467 April 24, 2010

jewbagel

a person who is ridiculously stingy and selfish, which in turns comes off as being an asshole

Bryan why you have to be a lil jewbagel cant you lend me 5 bucks??

by DJ BABU December 9, 2008

jewban

A Jewish-Cuban person, weird, huh? Most Cubans are the complete opposite, strictly Catholic.

Look at that Jewban, puffing on a cigar and studying the Torah. what an asshole.

by Crowe Russell May 14, 2014