Jersey Slamma-Jamma

This takes preparation. You need to be on the verge of a constipated poop. In other words, a solid shit. While performing anal, doggy style, you stealthily shit in your hand. In one fluid motion, you pull your cock out and slam the shit in the gaping hole, and immediately JAM your cock back in.

I haven't shit in a week, I'm going to give her a great Jersey Slamma-Jamma.

by The saltine July 20, 2017

New Jersey Spatula

When you are fisting your significant other and proceed to flip them over with your fist still inside of them, like a spatula

Riley: Flip me over and slap my ass
Matt: *with his fist still in her* NEW JERSEY SPATULA TIME!

*with the power of god he flips her over as if she were a spatula*

by 11inchbonner November 5, 2018

jensen ackles

a very hot dude who plays as Dean Winchester in the CW show Supernatural. In the show he loves pie , his car , and his Sammy.

"bring me some pie "
"don't touch my car "
"don't touch my Sammy!!!"

Jensen ackles "i just picked up these pants because i was in a hurry and i didn't know they had a hole in the knee"
Jared padalecki "and you did't think to look and see if they had a hole in the knee"
Jensen ackles "i was in a hurry"

by samanddeansgirl21 September 21, 2020

Jesse Lacey

Jesse Thomas Lacey. Lead singer of the band Brand New. Witty rhymes and metaphors are the foundation of the lyrics that Lacey has ridden to fame over the years. Your Favorite Weapon, Deja Entendu, The Devil And God Are Raging Inside Me. Before Brand New, he played in The Rookie Lot, featuring fellow Brand New bassist Garrett Tierney and drummer Brian Lane as well as future MovieLife members. Previous to this, he had a short spell in Taking Back Sunday where he played bass and backing vocals on old records.

Jesse Lacey is Awesome!!!!

by Chris M. Thomas July 2, 2007

Jesse Pinkman

A character in the show "Breaking Bad." He has a tough exterior and looks somewhat menacing, but he is actually quite sensitive. He is uneducated but has a lot of street-smarts. Jesse has been addicted to many drugs (including meth) but has also gone through rehab a few times. He is thought of as "dreamy" to most girls. He talks in playful slang.

That Jesse Pinkman is my favorite character!

by TwilightPrincess April 24, 2012

jersey sweep

When one is driving on the highway and switches three or more lanes at once. Typically done to avoid missed highway exits in heavy traffic, or to swing over to the fast lane to pass much slower traffic; without a turn signal or warning for other drivers.

"I got pulled over on 465 for doing a jersey sweep in front of State Police and it cost me $150."

by RAS8325 February 7, 2008

Jepsen

A family name whose origins lie deep in the country of Tivoli Gardens and mermaids on rocks.
Comes from Jep and Sen
-jep: The emotional state directly between happiness and disbelief, as in the moment of realization that the thing that was too good to be true really was too good to be true.
-sen: A very sexy women

People with the name Jepsen are generally very nice guys, who like their name, are sexy women ;p and pride themselves on blond hair, and techno music :)

it is impossible not to love someone with the name Jepsen

-Jesus did you see that Jepsen
-yeh! He really was a blond sexy women!
-I'm going to get ill with the Hannay again cause of him!

by clashedwithin January 17, 2009