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Jessica

Often seen and accused of being a slut, that is not the case. She is faithful as a puppy. She can be a little crazy at times, but also wise, and typically more intelligent than she puts off.
Jessica knows her stuff when it comes to real life but she can get a bit feisty!
by JSuzie July 15, 2019
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jessica.kpop

An amazing,weird, and funny person who also listening to Kpop
by Bue_Bye_Bai March 5, 2021
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Jessica

An extremely beautiful girl that is super smart, funny and classy ,but is never too classy to roast your ass when needed be. If you do something shady to a Jessica she will remember you and will get your shady ass back when you least expect it and call it even. They are very sweet loving individuals to a certain extent. They know which ones that deserve their sweet side and they know which ones deserve their dark side. Don't take a Jessica for granted! You will regret it. If you date a Jessica your family will forever remember her and ask and talk to you and your new wife daily about her. Karma is Jessica's best friend, they get lit together, so again beware what you do to a Jessica!
Damn! That girl is so gorgeous, smart, and funny , she must be a Jessica.

My bro just got his tires slashed last week because he cheated on his now ex girlfriend, his ex must be a Jessica because she's a savage!

She just roasted your ass, that girl is a savage, she must be a Jessica!
by SavageQueeeeen January 8, 2017
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Queen Jessica Effect

An effect that does not work when the Suns are in down due to the Chris Paul effect. It works against all other teams however.
The Queen Jessica Effect did not work today. The Suns are in town. It is guaranteed to work January 7 against the Mavs though.
by hehe999999 November 29, 2021
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Jessikah

The most amazing person in the world. She's beautiful, hilarious, and has one of the best personalities. She has her blonde moments, but she can also be really smart. She loves life and all the small things that come with it. Everyone loves her even if she doesn't feel like it's true. She is a very confusing woman. She believes in other life besides the human race. she is very into the supernatural. She's one of the most caring and honest people you will ever meet. She's easy to talk to and get along with. She's awkward but that's one of the best parts about her.
Do you know Jessikah?

Yeah! Who doesn't?!
by youwhooo July 1, 2011
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Jessica

The most awe-inspiring person who has walked the earth. She is radiant, beautiful, kind and intelligent. She cares about others before herself. She will make you laugh and smile until inevitably, you'll fall head over heels in love with her. She will not admit to any of this, but it's 100% accurate!
Man, someday I will marry my Jessica... Sexy unicorn mermaid
by Ricky/Noah October 10, 2016
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Sarah Jessica Porker

One of the fill-in actress' for Sara Jessica Parker, however, she is rarely used since she's so damn fat
Sarah Jessica Porker is 90 pounds overweight
by Xtreme2252 June 2, 2009
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