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Easy 10/10
Go cop yourself a Jesel
Easy 10/10
Go cop yourself a Jesel
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Person 3: Look there's Jesel
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Person 2: ong 100% agreed
by lolmaddawgback November 26, 2020
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The other day I prayed for a good women to come in to my life and make me happy like no other, little did I know that Jesenia was there all along.
Jesenia is one in a million.
Jesenia is one in a million.
by She_Deserves_Respect October 11, 2011
Get the Jesenia mug.What is Jesel ? He likes to bully people but can be very sweet. He doesn’t know how to use the word beautiful and girls have big fat crushes in Jesel. Random people detest Jesel for various reasons that he is does not know. How does Jesel even pull girls wtf. It’s okay he’s a handsome young lad.
by maddawg03 November 13, 2020
Get the Jesel mug.Translated from Cantonese to English means "The Way of the Intercepting Fist".
A more scientific martial art than pretty much any other. It is inspired by the combination of the Tao (Chinese philosophical way of life) and various styles of Gung fu. Instead of practicing forms or "ways" Bruce Lee thought you should practice being formless like water. It is one of the only martial arts that does not emphasize defense. Bruce Lee thought that being defensive allows the opponent to set the tone and tempo of the fight. Rather it emphasized the theory of interception (hence the name) for instance, the leg is just about twice as long as the arm so if your enemy loves using punches or other hand techniques you can intercept his kick before his fist can contact because you have the range advantage, kind of like a knife against a staff.
A more scientific martial art than pretty much any other. It is inspired by the combination of the Tao (Chinese philosophical way of life) and various styles of Gung fu. Instead of practicing forms or "ways" Bruce Lee thought you should practice being formless like water. It is one of the only martial arts that does not emphasize defense. Bruce Lee thought that being defensive allows the opponent to set the tone and tempo of the fight. Rather it emphasized the theory of interception (hence the name) for instance, the leg is just about twice as long as the arm so if your enemy loves using punches or other hand techniques you can intercept his kick before his fist can contact because you have the range advantage, kind of like a knife against a staff.
Bruce Lee: Empty your mind. Be formless, shapeless, like water. You can put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put it in a teapot it becomes the teapot, put it in a bottle it becomes the bottle. Now water can flow, or CRASH! Be water my friend.
by Fung-A-Fat Shao Nin March 16, 2005
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This is the handle given to a Grandma when she is the most wonderful ever grandmother. Her cooking is amazing. Her loving is legendary. She plays fun games and has no bedtimes. She always has candies and cookies and makes cakes and pies.
This is the handle given to a Grandma when she is the most wonderful ever grandmother. Her cooking is amazing. Her loving is legendary. She plays fun games and has no bedtimes. She always has candies and cookies and makes cakes and pies.
by Roxannaroxanna September 6, 2020
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by NicoleMarieeStarr April 23, 2009
Get the Jesenia mug.Jesebel , a person who’s very kind and open hearted. She loves to eat and loves to sleep . She sometimes doesn’t like to share what she feels or think , but she will most likely tell if she trust that person . She is a lovely person but sometimes like to keep things to herself . She is very friendly with everyone and get along with everyone . But when she has a boyfriend in the future , the boyfriend will be very jealous of her because of her attitude towards everyone .
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