Ad Jerking 

When you can't find good porn so you start watching the ads next to the video.

I couldn't find good porn on any site today without blowing my money, so then I started Ad Jerking.

Ad Jerking by Extra Vitamins March 31, 2015

Jerkin your Gherkin 

Slang term for mastrubation

stop jerkin your gherkin!!

Jerkin your Gherkin by itzadolfin!! June 11, 2011

jelina 

Jelina is the best girl you'll meet. She has a big heart and is very kind, but she also has a good sense of humor. If u have her don't let her go.

"Jelina is the best"

jelina by kawiwa March 7, 2017

jerkin the gherkin 

A term used for male masturbation. Unsure of the background, maybe there are some guys out there with green vinegary penises.

"Brian had enough of MTV, so he turned to Television X for some real porn. Aroused, he began jerkin' the gherkin".

jerkin the gherkin by Ben Rockitt May 10, 2004

jelling

To be exaggeratedly lying, humorously.

Frez told me he doesn't like to eat vagina. Of course he was jelling !

jelling by MaceyFace435 January 19, 2017

Jerking From Home 

The art of telling your employer that you will be working from home, when your sole intention is to stream youporn all day.

Stace: Michael, when were you last in the office?
Michael: It's been months now, I've been (JFH) jerking from home

Stace: Okay, some were worried that you had a massive stroke or something

Michael: You're not too far off the mark...

Jerking From Home by RandyRhoads84 June 17, 2020

pocket jerking 

Jerking off with your hand that is in your pocket.

He was tried pocket jerking to hide the fact he was jacking off through his pocket.

pocket jerking by hdhdhdhd897897 February 7, 2014