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Jerkin your Gherkin 

Slang term for mastrubation
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jerkin the gherkin 

A term used for male masturbation. Unsure of the background, maybe there are some guys out there with green vinegary penises.
"Brian had enough of MTV, so he turned to Television X for some real porn. Aroused, he began jerkin' the gherkin".
To be exaggeratedly lying, humorously.
Frez told me he doesn't like to eat vagina. Of course he was jelling !
jelling by MaceyFace435 January 19, 2017

Jerking From Home 

The art of telling your employer that you will be working from home, when your sole intention is to stream youporn all day.
Stace: Michael, when were you last in the office?
Michael: It's been months now, I've been (JFH) jerking from home

Stace: Okay, some were worried that you had a massive stroke or something

Michael: You're not too far off the mark...

pocket jerking 

Jerking off with your hand that is in your pocket.
He was tried pocket jerking to hide the fact he was jacking off through his pocket.
pocket jerking by hdhdhdhd897897 February 7, 2014