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Jered

The hottest firefighter to ever live.He has the most captivating eyes and an incredibly charismatic personality.His optimistic approach to life tends to lead to inspiration. A person who you could talk to for hours, and be rescued by any time.
Jered is smokin'
by Black_ Betty April 10, 2010
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Alley Jerked

Getting a hand job from a cheap hooker in an alley way. Usually behind the dumpster or outside the "EXIT" door of the building you're getting the hand job at.
"Dude I just got Alley Jerked behind that warehouse for only four dollars!"
by Hobo Destroyer September 25, 2009
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jeffed

the consumption of any beverage at lightning speed
I totally just jeffed that.
by pee pee sock August 27, 2007
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jerked-off

when a jerk gets voted of a reality show
Man that celebrity apprentice when Donald Trump jerked-off Garry Busey was a real great watch.
by Shafty McJonhson October 14, 2011
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Jeffed

Jeffed is the act of being blown off by someone who is so sure they love you that they know you'll be there tomorrow, no matter how inconsiderate the act, because they're well worth it.
Jeffed is "I'll be back in a few minutes." Player logs from audio and messenger after 2 hours because their computer overheats while they're peacefully sleeping and you're waiting.
by stilllovehim April 17, 2009
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Jeffed

To receive a number of sucker punches, punches to the head, head butted, etc.
Also could be defined as being beat or hit with a weapon such as a night stick or anything blunt.
"Damn, he just got jeffed."
"He must've gotten jeffed."
by Who_Cares_Honestly March 3, 2015
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jerted

An expression, which relates to bamboozling an individual, or something said to someone when an unfortunate event happens, or a combination of the two.
Chad: Wow your wife cheated on you with your dog?
Beta:Yeah
Chad: Wow get fucking jerted.
by Sargon Daddysho October 30, 2019
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