jeeve

to stop giving a fuck

idgf

used in singular form -

how do you feel about how the project turned out?

jeeve (roll eyes)

by bubbblegum March 30, 2017

jeeves

a punk ass white bitch whos sniff coke
and fire up them rocks.

my name is jeeves and im an ass ho

by young c February 8, 2004

jeevs

-ed,-ing, (verb) to verbally torque another person's logic into a loop based on believing that the commentator is mentally challenged in the use of technicalities to such a degree that a feeling of mental stagnation develops leaving you speechless except for cussing. However the 'jeevser' is almost always correct in what they say.

can also be used as "out-jeevsed", as in "out-smarted" or "out-gunned"

1: "Where is the salad?"
2: "It is under your nose"
2: (looks down)
2: "no it's not"
1: "well, if you imagine a plane that starts at the level of your nose, then the salad is technically 'under' your nose"
2: "WTF is wrong with you?"
1: "You just got JEEVSED!"

by kedari December 3, 2011

jeeves

The British white, middle class version of the hispanic holmes - often heard uttered by posers at huge coke parties.

"hey jeeves, wassup with this columbian marching powder, tastes like washing detergent!"

by Joey Jo Jo Junior May 17, 2005

Jeevs

A really epic battler who is also really, really lazy. But his protege is way, way better.

Hey, I battled a Jeevs today. It was pretty difficult but his protege was a much tougher opponent.

by Jeevs' Protege June 14, 2010

Grodi Jeeves

It’s when you insert your thumb in the ass of a man while simultaneously cupping his balls with the same hand and stroking him off with your other hand- all while kissing.

I just received the most amazing Grodi Jeeves from Jodi Greeves.

by Grodi Jeeves December 3, 2020

Ask Jeeves

(n.) The most fucked search engine ever. Typing in the word will bring up page upon page of irrelevant crap, all pertaining to the same subject. the sex.com search engine is more likely to give you the answers you need. Jeeves has an annoying tendancy to hide the most popular and information-filled results several pages back while giving you fanboy websites and advertisements that merely mention the subject first.

I hate ask.co.uk


I shall hit it with my hating stick.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004