Jeb

A total mess; a waste; a big mistake

Donald Trump referred to his son as a Jeb when he forgot to register to vote for the New York primary.

by Jeb_is_a_mess April 19, 2016

Jeb

The end of a mans penis, also to be used as a noun.

Aww man I had a rough night last night, my Jeb is killing me.

Hey bro, don't be a Jeb come out for a drink.

by JustMogg December 02, 2011

Jeb

A great blonde man, tall, strong, smart,athletic, and charming. Perfect for a boyfriend;)

I need me a guy like Jeb

by ZZ3Pic June 05, 2018

Jeb

(verb) To steal, usurp. Inspired by the 'sledgehammer response' after Hurricane Wilma, in which Jeb Bush had supplies destined for Miami-Dade and Broward counties diverted.

"Hey! Someone jebbed my car!"

"Don't we all jeb office supplies once in a while?"

by VXO November 02, 2005

jebs

1. GB's
2. The act of smoking weed

We are going over to the gazeebo to rip ripperson jebs.

by Rip Ripperson January 04, 2011

Jebbed it

Jebbed it

Used when you've screwed something up. Often used in the pool hall.

*misses shot* Ah shit I jebbed it

by yankee_doodle178 April 10, 2007

Jeb

A 1~2 inch bump in the rectum a few inches in from the anus. Caused when one of several strains of bacteria usually present in santorum enters a small scar that resulted from fairly violent anal sex. An immune reaction causes the bump -- which can make anal sex even more unpleasant than usual.

Dave: "While I enjoy each manly pump -- would you please thrust more toward the left, so that you're hammering my jeb so much? It hurts like hell..."
Rick: "Sure, babe... By the way we're working up a good froth of santorum here!"

by manoverbored June 15, 2015