Jaywhacking

The act (usually by a male) of masturbating while jaywalking in public.

"Yo, man! Did you see that naked, exhibitionist/pervert jaywhacking through traffic?!"

by Parhelioness July 13, 2013

Jayhawking

When you jaywalk an empty street, and the other eight pedestrians waiting for the light to turn green follow you.

Jayhawking 2nd Street.... best me catch that last express bus or my ass is going to be downtown for at least another hour.

by Shummers January 9, 2015

Jaywalking

When you smoke a joint while taking a walk.

Ben: Why do you smell like weed?
Glen: I was jaywalking.

by L-T STORRE December 22, 2017

Kayjacking

The act of masturbating while kayaking.

"Hey Kyle, I was horny at the lake house and didn't have anything to do so I decided to go kayjacking."

by nsdx3 March 25, 2021