Jared from subway

The cause of preteen pregnancy.

I asked for a six inch, but Jared from subway gave me a foot long upgrade for free.

by edubbbz October 10, 2017

Wall-jacked

When your Facebook Wall is taken over and completely occupied by either a long comment or a string of comments by "friends"; often times unrelated to the initial response to a posting or status update.

Man, I've been wall-jacked by 20 friends discussing sci-fi television generally as comments to my status, when all I did was post that I thought my wife was a Cylon.

by jurv February 2, 2009

get jacked

Get ripped, build defined muscles.

Didn't you say you want to get jacked? So you have to go the gym, man!
That weightlifter got jacked in just a few weeks, is he on steroids?

by ImB November 24, 2013

Jacked

1) ripped

2) stolen

3) loaded with money

1) Man that dude from the gym is totally jacked

2) Yo man! That freak just jacked my wallet!

3) That guy from the bank is jacked, did you see his car?

by k7k July 7, 2008

jared wood

somthing that is very stupid but not gay

Gavin: hey did you do your homework for chemistry
Remi: of course! who do you think i am. Jared wood?

by MexiWHITE November 26, 2010

Audio Jacked

When the sound level is significantly increased during television commercials.

You're sitting on the couch straining to hear the dialog of your favorite TV program when a commercial comes on. The next thing you know the sheer volume of the ad has blasted you so far back into the couch you're finding coins and change that disappeared from your pockets when black & white TV was still in vogue. Congratulations; you've just been audio jacked!

by Roger Halunen September 6, 2008

jaredbeebe

a small vole like creature whom spends most of it's time in the dark eating fudge pudding

did you see that?.. you mean that jaredbeebe?

by malacyman March 21, 2010