Jarked

The action of getting destroyed or obliterated; Massacred

Example I

Adam: That n00b totally got jarked!

Matt: I know, did you see me shoot him like thirty times?

Example II

Lance: That hunter just jarked that bunny!

by JarkingJarker January 16, 2009

Jared, 19

a reference to the vine that goes "waddup im jared im 19 and i never fucking learned how to read" by josh kennedy. if you see this in a comment, basically they are saying they wish they never read whatever was on the post, or that they wish they couldn't read.

it's posts like these that make me wish i was jared, 19

by hecking September 15, 2018

Jacked Jugs

My trick to give the impression of big perky breasts

Place washing up sponges at the bottom of each bra cup. This will both lift your breasts but also give them that rounded look above the bra

I find if I don't do this I look like my tits have collapsed inside my bra or they are just not visible at all

Great tip for jacked jugs

by Working Class Hero December 18, 2020

Jared Baird

a guy who says 'yeet' too much

go subscribe to Jared Baird's YouTube!

by norah hehe July 30, 2016

Jared Kleinman

The real star of Dear Evan Hansen. He eats bathbombs (lov the cronch)

"You know that guy in our school, Jared Kleinman?"
"Yea, the insanely cool Jared Kleinman!!"

by Non-Billyver July 17, 2018

Jared Kleinman

The coolest person you will ever meet. He is sarcastic and chill to hide his awkwardness and the fact that he feels as alone as Evan Hansen. Once you get him to open up, however, he is super awesome and hilarious. You’ll always have a great time with Jared Kleinman.

That guy from our school...
Jared Kleinman?
Yes, the insanely cool Jared Kleinman!
-Sincerely Me Reprise

by magicsnowman29 July 16, 2018

Twitter Jacked

"Twitter Jacked" is when someone copies your tweet instead of re-tweeting, therefore, you don't get the credit.

If you are doing the stealing, then you are "Twitter Jacking"

You gotta be kidding me, I was just "Twitter Jacked" by 123starblizzy, he copied my tweet and passed it off as his.

WTF!

by Athalonius November 4, 2011