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Jap Slap

To Jap Slap someone, is to slap them when they are not aware of the incomming slap. (I.E Sneak attack)

Comes from when the Japanese bombed Pearl Habor in sneak attack fashion.
"When Alex wasnt looking I Jap slapped him right in the back of the head"
by Gary B January 12, 2005
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jap penis

joe; you have a jap penis
mark; what does that mean
joe; u have a small dick
by chinese penis July 7, 2018
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Jap Cunt

A Japanese person who has demonstrated themselves to be either stupid, arrogant, or just a terrible person.
Jack: That Japanese guy is such an asshole!
John: Jap Cunt.
by Billybobjohnston October 21, 2017
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Jap bike

Refers to a woman who is either ugly or has a shitty reputation that you fuck,just for fun,but you don't want to be seen with by your friends. Analagous to Harley riders who occasionally will ride a Japanese bike as long as nobody sees them.
I picked up this ole Jap bike the other night and made her ride in the car trunk to the motel over in Siler City.After I fucked her,I left her half enough cab fare to get home.
by wolfbait51 May 8, 2011
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Jap's eye

British slang <n> (Offensive)
The only externally visible part of the urethra on a male where semen and urine is secreted from the body.
Known as a 'Jap's eye' due to the similarity between the shape of the stereotypical Japanese eye and that the opening on the penis is much like a slit.
Although the phrase is not used in a directly racist manner, people of Far Eastern origin may take offence to the use of the term.
"Jeremy inserted a drill bit into his Jap's eye and proceeded to utterly maim himself."
by Stuart Fletcher November 3, 2004
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Sneaky Jap

1)A jap who is sneaky.
2)sexual position where the man inserts his pointer and pinky fingers into the woman's ass and pulls them apart.
Hey Kim is one sneaky jap, he must be working for Todd.
Hey Mern i just gave Katlin the sneaky jap and she loved it!
by Dudes and Dat Guy January 3, 2010
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JAP

*DISCLAIMER* THIS IS A DEFINITION FOR A CANADIAN JAP K THANKS.

JAP= Jewish American Princess, but have now migrated into Canada as well. They get whatever they want, and are insanely rich, spoiled, and bitchy.

A JAP can be commonly be seen wearing:
-TNA, American Apparel, or Juicy hoodies
-Roots, Lulu Lemon, or TNA sweatpants
-A TNA or North face Coat
-UGG Boots
-Moccasins and Birkenstocks
-Abercrombie&Fitch
-American Eagle, etc.
-A shitload of makeup
-Straightened hair
-A messy bun, attempting to be fashionable.

LUXURIES:
-Always at camp
-Insane Bat Mitzvahs
-Huge House (commonly found in Forest Hill, Lawrence Park, or Lytton Park)
-Divorced parents with great connections
-Huge cottages on Lake Muskoka or Lake Joseph

TYPICAL PERSONALITIES:
-Loud
-Bitchy
-Outgoing
-Flirty
-Slutty

TYPICAL JAP NAMES:
-Emily
-Rachel
-Jamie
-Mollie
-Gabby
Person A: OMG did you hear about Emily?

Person B: No

Person A: For her 13th birthday, she got a Tiffany necklace, her 4th pair of UGGs, an iPhone, and $500!

Person B: OMG what a JAP!
by heyitsme199666 January 12, 2010
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