Jabooty

What a socially retarded person thinks "ass" means.

Ashwin:JABOOTY!!

Anonymous: What the hell is that person saying?

Anonymous 2: He wants your ass, I think you should run.

by Adeel Shamwow September 8, 2011

Japootie

Another name for a chocolate-covered almond

The local sports team is selling japooties again this year, stock up!

Man, I love japooties!

by Japootie March 15, 2012

jabooty

a girl/guy with a substantial amount of flesh on the arse.

"look .. Shawanda got jabooty!!!"

by Wanda November 20, 2003

jabooty

Where the wild things hang out! A Social network named after a place in Africa...full of cougars, milfs, bulls and cubs. A place where the coolest, naughtiest things happen and you never want to leave

I am going to hang in Jabooty and find myself a milf to chat with and try to get naughty.

by Marli3 November 17, 2009

Janooski

A person, place, thing or act that sucks or doesnt work.

pronounced: Ja-nu-ski or Ja-no-ski

me: Hey Mike wanna watch the Oilers play tonight?
mike: Hell no those guys are Janooski!

or

I cant beleive Dave is coming that guy is so janooski!

or

Pyro: yo pass me the blowtorch.
me: Sorry man its janooskied.

by al-berto December 28, 2007

Cup of Janoodle.

The act of really needing to take a shit while your cousin is in the bathroom making out with a drunk chick..Since you have only one bathroom in your house and don't want to shit your pants you grab an empty milkshake cup from your kitchen table and proceed to the backyard to take a shit in the cup. You wipe after your cousin is done with the chick in the bathroom!

Janoodle got home from work one night and desperatly needed to take a shit. Her cousin was in the bathroom making out with a drunk chick..so Janoodle got the milkshake cup that she bought from work and went in the backyard to poop in her cup. When done, she threw the cup in a bag that sat in the trash can..turns out, the bag was clothes that were accidently thrown away and her aunt got the bag out of the garbage so Janoodle told her and the act was then named Cup Of Janoodle.

by The Lochnessa Monster November 16, 2006

Jacooties

Jacooties are those scuba diving cum bugs that live in heart-shaped jacuzzis at those rent a room by the hour motels. Jacooties prefer to hang out in the jets and wait for some nasty snatch (OR for a Jerkin' Gerkin) to come by to ride the ~~~waves~~~. At which point they will latch on to anything they can hold on to, usually the human's skin by their itchy little teeth. They especially love the warmth in the wrinkles of a ball sac while being transported to your home to explain to your spouse!

Cheating husband to wife:

"Honey, I swear i have no idea where those jacooties came from! Maybe someone brought them to the community swimming pool when i was there yesterday. Or maybe my towel was touching someone else's that has them. I swear!"

(The whole time he's panicking inwardly that he should give Janet, his girl on the side, a call to warn her of her new crotch critters)

by furiousnluxurious February 27, 2017