Jism

When a male or female jerks another person off and asphyxiates them with their jizz

I heard Trevor cheated on you. What did you do?!
Well, I first acted like I was gonna sleep with him then I jism’d the f**k out of him

by BajMajVaj July 23, 2019

Jism

The thing that comes out my big slong.

Yes mummy I’m about to jism.

by Ur my August 24, 2021

Jism

Another word for semen, jizz, and cum. The white stuff that comes out of a man’s cock.

Larry David: Scum sucking motherfucking whore!
Jeff Garlin: Cock! Cock! Jism! Grandma cock!

by AntiCircumcisionMan September 4, 2023

jism wiper

A person who performs the menial task of cleaning up semen from a booth in a hardcore sex club or strip venue.

see jizz mopper.

Amanda: "What did you say your dad does again?"
Doug Hardy: "He's a jism wiper at Club X in the city."
Amanda: *nods* "That's kinda cool."

by poja August 11, 2004

jism trail

1. After blowing one's load upon a girl, the resulting spray pattern is known as the jism trail. Coined after the Old West cattle trail, the Chisholm trail.

2. Peter Tracks

1. Man, after I blew my load on Amber, you shoulda seen the jism trail I left!

by TexAMAggie05 October 5, 2006

Jism Junction

The area of skin on a female between the anus and vagina where the jism of two males meet after they orgasm and it leaks to the junction.

My buddies Bill and Ted told me they were on an “excellent adventure” dismantling Sandra the other weekend, simultaneously, when the both blew their loads. As Sandra was lying there leaking fluids out of both orifices, she screamed with excitement whoever’s load makes it to the Jism Junction first will be mine forever. Needless to say, I haven’t heard from Ted since.

by Tee Cee Deez March 3, 2020

jism junkie

A woman who loves sucking cock and swallowing cum.

Man: "You like that cock, baby?"
Woman: (With mouth full of cock) "Umm Hmm"
Man: "Do you swallow?"
Woman: (With mouth full of cock) "Umm Hmm!"
Man: "Are you a jism junkie?"
Woman: (With mouth full of cock) "Umm Hmm!"

by BigFatGuy November 26, 2007