Jerking off

Don’t mind me just beating my cock hard!

Nate is currently jerking off.

by SexGodNate June 25, 2020

Jerking Off

1. To masturbate. Usually associated with males.
2. To procrastinate.

1. Stop jerking off in my classroom, Billy!
2. "O Lord, do we have the strength to carry out this mighty task in one night? Or are we just jerking off?" -Blazing Saddles

by Jerry September 7, 2004

Jerking off Snailfish

Sitting/standing around doing nothing, bored out of your mind and looking for something to do,

- did you go out to the bar last night?

-no!!!, i sat around jerking off snailfish all night!, you bob or ken didnt call me!

by Bam 9 October 18, 2010

Jerking off

The Barbadian term for masturbating.

You were jerking off this morning.

by CTQH June 5, 2018

Jerking Off

The killing with deadly force of millions of very innocent sperm.

"If all the murders in the world where more into Jerking Off, the world would care a lot less about all the lives they are killing.

by The E Man11231 April 9, 2017

jerking off

Masturbating (particularly males)

I love to jerk off to porn

by 10314 April 20, 2005

jerking a turd

Jerk•ing•a•turd jerk-in-uh-turd

-adjective
1. Speculative term used to refer to someone's tardiness or absence.

2. late; absent; missing.

Question: "Where's the groom?"
Answer: "I don't know. He’s probably jerking a turd."

The ceremony starts at 3:00 PM sharp. You better be there - don’t be jerkin’ a turd.

by CongratulationsDave&Chrissy! August 29, 2010