Elton Johning

It doesn't mean what you think it means.

Chris: I was Elton Johning it.

Elton Johning by D Moore April 27, 2014

Johning Around

When somebody is "ready" to leave, but are not prepared when everyone else is ready to leave. Usually due to procrastinating on packing ahead of time causing multiple last second trips to grab last minute items that were forgotten.

What the fuck, are you coming or not? Stop Johning Around, bitch!"

Johning Around by RevelAndDance March 2, 2020

Jooning 

"Jooning" generally refers to the act of selling a large quantity of a particular coin, often all at once. This can happen for a variety of reasons, such as a sudden drop in the value of the coin, a change in market conditions, or a decision by the seller to divest their holdings. When a large quantity of a coin is dumped onto the market, it can cause the price to drop rapidly, leading to a "Jooning" in the value of the coin. This can be a concern for investors, as it can result in significant losses if they are holding a coin that is being Jooned. It is important for investors to carefully consider their risk tolerance and to be aware of potential market risks when investing in cryptocurrency.

“Bugz, are you Jooning right now?”

Jooning by Craft on behalf of Joon January 4, 2023

Jorking my shit rn 

It's jerking it but your really high and you spell jerking it wrong

Man I'm jorking my shit rn

Jorking my shit rn by NutzAndButtz June 1, 2023

Johning 

The act of masturbating so brutally resulting in injury or belief you may have an STD

Man, I was johning last night hard and now it burns when I pee.

Johning by Livluvsu July 26, 2018

Jurning 

The act of annoyingly repeating the punchline of a joke, pun, or a catch phrase, especially after it's effect has worn off.

Tucker: "Git 'er duuuun!"
James: "We get it already, this is the fifth time you've said that stupid Larry the Cable Guy catch phrase."
Marcus: "Yeah, quit jurning, Tucker. It's getting old."

Jurning by Tecthe (@EagleCheesecake) December 3, 2016

Jorting

The act of slowly creeping to young honey's on the dance floor without their consent; then to proceed to thrust hips lightly towards the party of said females who are completely unaware of the "jorter's" presence. Typically the "jorter" or "jorting" party are sporting demin shorts; aka "jorts".

Mike: Hey dude, check out Jorts!
Justin: What the hell is he doing, man?
Mike: He's fucking jorting on those poor ladies!

Jorting by clockcatcall September 14, 2010