Isnake

A person who acts like a friend but it not one. He resembles a snake in looks and mentality. He doesnot tell his friends his secrets. Watch out they might infect you.

Baig is an isnake, he is not a true friend.

by Heyyoitzmeee December 20, 2018

fluid intake

Something Facebook moms/Soccer moms obsess over. A phrase for people who think you need eight glasses of water a day, when in reality, you should only be drinking when you're thirsty.

Mom: "Have you been keeping up with your fluid intake sweetie?"
Daughter: "I'm not thirsty"
Mom "THE POST SAID EIGHT GLASSES OF WATER A DAY YOU LITTLE BRAT"

by Starwolf1464 May 16, 2018

Cannabanoid Intaker

Someone who does not want to be classified as a pothead despite being one

No, I’m not a pothead—I’m just a cannabanoid intaker.

by shrek’s tatas September 1, 2019

porn intake

the amount of spiciness consumed in a short span of time. usually used to describe a point reached when someone has seen too much pornography and/or erotica for their brain to comprehend. when u have reached this state of mine even the mention of intercourse gives u a headache.

chip: "did u watch that new romcom on netflix that came out last weekend?"

dale: "yeah. they seriously overdid it; it's been a week and i'm still at maximum porn intake."

by simponastick August 19, 2021

kir istakoz

Slang for an indecent person

A: Look at that perv pinching the waitress ass over there like a lobster claw?
B: Well... that's a real kir istakoz!

A: So you haven't changed bed sheets for 9 months, how bad is this? You're a real kir istakoz!

by anonymous September 19, 2022

Dusty Intake

Accidentally inhaling one’s own flatulence while in motion to a seated position on the toilet.

As I pulled my pants down and began to lower my ass to the toilet seat, I yawned from exhaustion. During this same moment, I began to fart and could not stall the process. Thus by consequence, I began inhaling my own particles of shit. Once seated, I began to laugh at the moment and the process started over again in an un-ending cycle of a “Dusty Intake”.

by XanderMatrix January 30, 2023

toxic calorie intake

When a person eats so much unhealthy food around others that their relationships become toxic

My friend has such a toxic calorie intake, he’s constantly leaving fast food around the house when he knows I’m fasting

by DollarTreeGuy May 30, 2021