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To get israeled means to get something that you own stolen or taken from you with force and you can't resist it whatsoever . It can also mean causing harm/destruction in a tyrannical way.
"She israeled my shirt and she doesnt wanna give it back"
"Jhon wants to israel Mike's project that he spent months working on"
by HCHAnonymous007 October 25, 2023
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israeli lane change

changing lanes from one side of a 3 or more lane highway to the furthest inside or outside lane, using no signal and keeping constant speed.
Thanks to a lead foot and some israeli lane change skills, we made it to our engagement with time to spare.
by nicky v. August 9, 2006
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Israeli Side-step

To craftily avoid payment of something
'Was walking down the road when I saw one of those charities shaking buckets. Managed to avoid them with an Israeli Side-step.'
by Deathlehem69 November 15, 2011
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Israeling

When u say an egregious lie to cover ur big lie from before, hoping to elicit sympathy
My girlfriend lied about being out with friends (but was with her ex) and in the middle of the argument she told me her mom was in the hospital and I was supposed to should show sympathy and understand her hurt feelings. I should have also paid the hospital bill because its somehow was my fault. She was totally Israeling.
by Truth teller G October 30, 2023
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Israelophile

noun; someone who is a friend, admirer or supporter of Israel.
Israelophile is used to describe a person who makes purchases based on the country of origin being Israel in that they will buy an Uzi rather than an AK 47

also: Israelophile is commonly used to describe a supporter of Israel who is Christian Right Wing.
by Ashley Kennedy January 4, 2008
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ISRAELED

When someone steals something and acts as if it's theirs and has always been theirs
my girlfriend israeled my new hoodie
by captainamerica2 October 23, 2023
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israel

Although israel is accepted as a state by some western countries, it did not exist before 1948, neither did israelis, prior to 1948 they were called Palestinians.

Isaelites are not israelis; israelites were not jews either.

When Persia conquered and designated the area as jehud, they eventually allowed israelites that were in exile to return, these israelites then became jehudites.
This is where the word jew comes from and not before the end of the 6th century, even still it's a technical term having to do with living in jehud; the word jew doesn't become an ethnic term for quite some time.

Ashkenazi (Indo-European) jews are not Semites and have no genetic link to the land of Palestine. The ashkenazi converted to judaism after Arab jews migrated north into Europe.

In the largest genomic study of ashkenazi jews, their origins trace back to four primeval villages in north-east Turkey. The ashkenazi jews began relocating from ancient Ashkenaz to the Khazar Empire to expand their mercantile operations and the demise of Khazaria led to the ashkenazi splitting into two groups – some remaining in the Caucasus and others migrating into eastern Europe and Germany.

The two groups still called themselves ashkenazi, however the name became more strongly associated with Germany and the European group, for whom yiddish became their primary language.
The original jews were Arabs (Semites) from the area now known as israel, a.k.a. Occupied Palestine.

Only those that practice judaism are jews. Once you change your religion or become an atheist, you are no longer a jew.
by Peace to israel October 27, 2023
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