Ismael

A lying ass bitch

Ismael says he is not gonna erupt but he does.

by donald hillary trump February 11, 2019

Ismael

Tiny Wing penis and simp

Hey I compared my penis with him mines bigger by far

Ismael small pp

by TheMysteryCreature May 28, 2020

Ismael

That one guy in the group who trys to get with a lesbian, gets rejected, and keeps on trying.

Ismael: Hey would you like to go wi-
Her: lesbian no

by bigppunclejoe June 5, 2019

Ismael

Ismael a little black midget born om Stavanger sykehus.
Ismael has big ears and monkey features.

Person 1: hey is that a chimpanzee walking over
Person2: probably not, he seems dumb
Person 1: yee, it might be a ismael

by Fakta101 February 17, 2019

Ismael

Dude who is trash at war zone, and has a small sac

Don’t be an Ismael

by Jdkfnsk May 12, 2020

Ismael

Is a Guy who cant finish his muizenval part.

Marwan: het moest 12 uur af zijn Ismael

by Gurkking November 21, 2021

Ismael

Ismael is the perfect man, he is literally Batman !! He is the kindest person on earth. Despite his cold and mysterious look, he is the sweetest man i know. Ismael is very handsome, talented, strong, sexy, attractive, delicious, patient, smart, funny, polite, cute, sensitive, kind and sweet. He knows everything, and he is so good at everything, that's crazy. He has a beautiful soul with a pure heart, he looks like he can kill you, but he's a sweetheart and a cutie. He will treat you like his princess all the time because he is a real gentleman. He's very charismatic and when you are with him everything is so warm and so sweet. In his arms everything feels unreal. He has this calm and reassuring presence and voice that everyone need. He knows how to reassure you and comfort you when you need it. Ismael is very strong, but he is a very sensitive boy, and that's so cute !!

He's just so amazing, perfect and precious.

- OMG who is your boyfriend ?
- my boyfriend is Ismael !!

by hisgirlfriendNaï<3 November 12, 2023