steve irwin

A badass naturalist who died doing what he loves to do, which is educate people about animals. It's very unfortunate that he died, especially by a freak accident with a sting ray. He owned animal planet.

O crikey! RIP Steve Irwin.

by K_wtf September 4, 2006

Irina

a great friend, named after an ancient Greek goddess, personification of peace. An Irina is someone who has a great sense of humor, beauty ,intelligence and an ability to put up with her dumb friend (aka me). She's Ukrainian, Brunette and awesome. She's not someone you want to cross over or she'll destroy you.

Person 1: Wow! How's he get lucky enough to end up with Irina??

Person 2 : Why can't I be more like her, she's so awesome!

by madscientiist September 27, 2018

UC Irvine Football

A non-existent college football program.

Dodger Mike and Mark Ondo tailgate in the parking lot drinking beverages.

Dodger Mike: Today's the day we end our 25-game losing streak to Riverside!

Mark Ondo: No one fucks with UC Irvine Football! Roll Eaters!

Dodger Mike: Zot! Zot! Zot!

Dodger Mike goes Bills Mafia and breaks a folding table in half.

Mark: That table is DEAD DEAD DEAD! Eaters Mafia Baby!

Dodger Mike and Mark fist pump and then pass out drunk, which causes them to miss the non-existent game.

by ZXY&ABC October 22, 2022

john irwin

Someone who can't count, can't pay attention and thinks iPhones are for high class citizens. Someone who lies on their taxes and receives food stamps. Overall a scam artist/ mathematician. A horrible gift giver who often gives pasta for Valentines day.

Friend 1: I saw you lie on your taxes.
Friend 2: Man, I ain't no John Irwin!

Friend 1:What is 2x4?
Friend 2: 24
Friend 1: Real John Irwin aren't you?

Friend 1: I wish my Samsung would turn on.
Friend 2: Sure is a shame you got stuck with that peasant shit. iPhone are for only the high class citizens in America. #johnirwin

Boyfriend: I have a surprise for you, babe. It's not chocolate.
Girlfriend: Pasta?
Boyfriend: Yeah rep'n my original OG John Irwin.
Girlfriend: You know I don't eat carbs, right?

by Corncob February 9, 2014

Irini

Irini's a blow right in the gut for atheists.Literally this world's magnum opus.Greatest friend you could possibly have;sweet,thoughtful and warm; displaying affection seems her second nature.Super intelligent.Super talented;will sing people into their coffin and act them into their grave.Inspiring.Gives people meaning.Brews the best warm beverages.Prolly a witch.
Don't wrong her though.Seeing you've disappointed her will lower you through the circles of hell.

*shit Irini's really doing justice to the play People,places and things.
*o waddup Irini I love u

by bitchass eskimo February 25, 2019

Steve Irwin

A legend. Died doing what he loved.

R.I.P. Steve Irwin, you'll be missed.

by Vandalay September 4, 2006

Irin

A really intelligent man who doesn't act like he's smart, but surprises you. A smart individual who always brings his a game. He's very sweet and doesn't think about himself. He loves spending his money on other people. His style is preppy, but he's not picky about what he wears. He's an athletic guy, but soccer always come first. He has a a very good humor that will make you smile all night long. A charmer, a good friend, a bomb lover. He's the best at making everyone being much better as their were way before. A guy that falls in love and he's a keeper!..He's never someone to forget his unforgettable.

Me: He bought me a tons of clothes of my favorites.
Friend: He's very lovely, He's such a Irin!

by A girl from your school June 7, 2018