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the invisible man

The act of ejaculating in both optic regions, and thereby impairing vision/judgment. Henceforth the ejaculator (male) is no longer visible, and can exit without detection as the hopeless blind sticky-eyed victim (female) fumbles to clear the affected/infected optic regions. Successful execution of the invisible man can lead to eye pregnancy, or birth of blind/deformed fatherless offspring.
by West Mungshit October 12, 2007
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Invisible Laser Tag

A game typically played by little kids and immature teenagers in which two players pretend to shoot each other with invisible laser guns while making shooting noises

A set of rules does not exist and both players can not die. Essentially the game goes on until either player is tired

Requires a very large imagination to play
That teenage girl must either have a really big imagination or just be really weird to play invisible laser tag
by Grade A Weirdo July 20, 2011
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invisible nigger theory

Why some black people talk so loud.

The invisible black friend that is standing at least 20-30 feet away from another black person, justifying the fact that they seem to be practically screaming while talking to a visible person in arms reach.
Man I could hardly hear you at the bar, it was the invisible nigger theory in full effect

When you're at the market and two black girls are in line next to you talking so loud that you want to cover your ears, they're just trying to make sure that their invisible friend can hear them.
by locell2 April 20, 2009
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Invisible Dick

a non-exsisting dick. A girl might use this term.
"Kara: gawdd hes so annoying"
"Ashley: mehh he can suck my invisible dick"
by Kar Ash February 17, 2009
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invisible brake

Refers to the non-existent brake on the passenger side of the car. Often used by mothers with new drivers even when they are driving just fine. often used in conjunction with the oh shit handle.
Michelle started pressing on the invisible brake as soon as her son got in the car, of course, this had no effect on his driving.
by dee_gee March 26, 2009
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Invisible Truck

An invisible truck that randomly hits people. When you see it you are supposed to yell Damn, this word often prevents it from hitting you and makes it hit the person with you or next to you.
Dean: DAMN ITS THE INVISIBLE TRUCK!
Sophie: OW I JUST GOT HIT.
Sarah: What..?
Sophie: DIDN'T YOU SEE IT! THE INVISIBLE TRUCK JUST HIT ME!
by Boazzzz November 7, 2010
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invisible ninja

What some rappers, most notably Devlin fight whilst rapping - Moving their arms around like windmills trying to look "street" they look like they are blocking attacks from invisible ninjas
Dude! Why are you fighting invisible Ninjas! Stop flailing your arms around like a windmill.
by stragen November 2, 2012
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