Intercept

Verb

To take s school report from your mailbox before your parents have seen it and destroy it.

John: "Hey Reg, How'd it go when your parents saw your report card?"

Reg: "Oh they never saw it, I intercepted."

by Reginald March 3, 2004

Interrapte

When a sequence of events or an event can only be interrupted by someone being raped.

"Sorry pal, I'm going to have to interrapte you there".

by fyfeface March 14, 2011

intercal

The one true language of programming. The full name of the compiler is "Compiler Language With No Pronounceable Acronym," which is, for obvious reasons, abbreviated "INTERCAL."

Abandon all sanity, ye who enter here: INTERCAL

by deskmerc January 4, 2012

Honky interception

When your hitting on a girl and one of your friends comes and takes her with a better pick up line than yours......

I do believe honky interception happened.

by HonkyGurlSwag573 December 30, 2020

Interception

When you try to ejaculate in a girls mouth, miss, and get it to land in another girls mouth.

I was getting it on in the air plane when some girl got an interception with my cum shot

by Fishdick Jesus January 15, 2014

interceptor

An interceptor is a person who tries (and sometimes succeeds) to steal a girl (or guy) from up under you while you're trying to run game. They'll come in trying to talk for themselves while you're trying to handle your business, or they may try to do it when you turn your back.

I was trying to holla at Jennifer, but Craig ol' punk ass was trying to intercept me. And he's supposed to be my boy and shit!

by Reggie June 24, 2004

the interception

when you are receiving head and when you are about to cum you pull out turn to either side tilt up and back away cumming into the air then swipping it out of mid air with your hand and smacking the girl across the face with it

interception i totally used the interception that skank lastnight

by pizzle47 November 11, 2009