instahoe

(N) - anyone who uses instagram as a source for getting laid. These people typically scour through follower lists of their friends that they actually know in person, in order to increase the chances of this new user actually living nearby. Beware of Instahoes, because they did it to you, which means they will probably do it again.

I met my girlfriend on Instagram, and boy was that stupid. She cheated on me with another Instagram user who lives nearby. What an Instahoe.

by truthseeker__ August 16, 2014

instapotatoed

The act of a company/start-up being acquired and summarily shut down with the apparent goal being to acquire the talent of the instapotatoed company.

Originated from the $10M acquisition, and subsequent instant shut down, of check-in service Hot Potato by Facebook

Sam: Dude did you hear that Gowalla got instapotatoed by Facebook?

Max: Yea I lost all my check-ins... it was like I was never there and I have to start all over again =(

by gameb0y September 14, 2012

instanet

The very small portion of the Internet that is instant.

I found a bunch of pictures of ramen on the instanet.

by sucramreverse October 7, 2009

Instagret

Accidently liking an old Instagram post

I was instastalking this person and I had instagret when I liked a post 64 weeks old

by Thecarefulcunnilingust January 13, 2017

instapermaban

/ˈinst(ə)pərməban/

verb
verb: instapermaban; 3rd person present: instapermabans; past tense: instapermabanned; past participle: instapermabanned; gerund or present participle: instapermabanning

A merged word coming from the words "instant" "permanently" and "ban." Or "instaban" and "

permabanned" ; to be instantly banned permanently.

"they were given an instapermaban"

adjective
adjective: instapermabanable

(of a person ) having the quality or characteristic leading one to be instapermabanned.

"they are very instapermabanable"

(verb )This server has no tolerance and, doing something that is not appropriate, been remotely breaking the rules or finding a loophole around them will result in an instsapermaban

(adj.) Hey, dude that guy that kept posting the subtle sexual innuendos. He seems very instapermabanable.

by MoscoTheGuy August 17, 2018

Instaperv

A boy who mostly follows scantily clad/naked girls on insta liking every picture they post whilst continuously posting topless pictures of their gym toned body on their own profile to lure the unsuspecting suckers in.

Oh look Tony is liking pics of girls arses again, he’s such an instaperv

by Wisetoit December 13, 2018

Instawet

When a man makes a woman instantly wet for them.

For example; Angela gets Instawet when she thinks of Adam; Adam makes Angela Instawet; Angela needs a courtesy wipe from Adam making her Instawet.

by PrincessFluffyPants May 12, 2020