Cock Inspector

Someone who has a keen and inappropriate interest in other men's penises

J.D is the Cock Inspector. No one can have a shower after a game without him hanging around and checking out our dicks. He's always talking about who's dick is bigger. It's a bit weird really.

by Jonesy! July 11, 2016

Short arm inspection

An medical inspection in the military where soldiers are checked for sexually transmitted disease.

I failed the short arm inspection because I had a leaking faucet.

by Earl F. Parrish May 28, 2006

Inspector Javert

Javert is a anti-hero in the musical Les Miserables. The most amazing character in any musical. An attractive, and very dominatant source of power, because he is DA LAWR. You will love Javert.

''So who are you dressing up as at halloween?''
''The Lawr"
"Oh so Inspector Javert right"
"Yeah."

by javertbear February 3, 2012

Lunch Inspector

A term for the male reproductive organ (penis)

Open your legs sweet cheeks, you've got a meeting with the Lunch Inspector

by Horsing von Gam June 30, 2009

erection inspection

a game one plays with ones friends in which one calls "erection inpection" during an eroticly charged or appropriate part of a movie, the freinds are then bound by honour to stand strait, hips out with there hands on their head, any among the group with erections are either shunned and never spoken of or given mad props for the fearfull pork sword he has sprouted, this is often context specific and depends on the nature of your friends.

(william wallace exposes himself)

Karl: Erection Inspection!

Jack: oh dude... ethan

Ethan: yeah, umm

Karl: just leave

by T J M June 3, 2008

nigger inspection

When a white person cautiously looks around before saying nigger to make sure that no black person hears them. A good nigger inspection involves looking left and right, and in front and behind you, to avoid detection.

Joe: Sup nigga! (to John)
Shaniqua: Dafuq I just hear you say? I'mma kill you!
John: (Later at the hospital at Joe's bedside) You really gotta remember to do the nigger inspection, if you'd done it you would not be in this situation.

by GucciSosa00 December 22, 2013

coochie inspector

this is when you are the one inspecting a coochie, or looking at a vagina.
a name you could call a friend as in mock protest.
gonocoligist.

Will: Hey Ted you get any last night with that drunken whore?
Ted: hah, you could call me the coochie inspector!
Will: what a loser, that all ya get?
Ted: sadly yeah she only let me look at it.

by Laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013