Lonestar illusions

An idea of a Texas lifestyle, based on romanticized notions of Texas' history, culture, and daily life, that lead a person to have a misconceived conception of what a traditional Texas lifestyle entails. This idea is based on thoughts of Southern gentry, glamour, and the beauty of the Texas landscape.

Mary-Margaret always wanted to marry a Texas cowboy because she had Lonestar illusions of life on the ranch, when, in reality, it is a laborious and back-breaking lifestyle.

by GOPsound&fury October 27, 2010

illusion

The magic attempted by GOB Bluth on Arrested Development.

GOB: "Illusion, Michael! A trick is something a whore does for money."

by MegT May 18, 2007

Grand Illusion

A female who wears a "Miracle Bra".

"So, how big were Debra's tits?"
"Don't know man, it was a Grand Illusion!"

by Misfit December 18, 2003

autoical illusion

When your going to park in a parking lot and you think you see a good parking spot, but in reality it is just a big car blocking a little car.

ryan: shweet im so hungry for stir crazy theres a good parking space close thats crazy

cory: nice im hungry too

ryan: oh shit its just a gay smart car behind a gmc hybrid

cory: damn thats an autoical illusion if ive ever seen one and i have

ryan: "cunt crunk tree for life"

by Charles Ancum May 25, 2010

optical illusion girlfriend

a girl who is very good looking to the guy who is currently dating her - but quite ugly when seen by other guys. The guy dating this girl can see one way of the "optical illusion", but other guys see the opposite.

popularized by the collegehumor video of the same name.

A Conversation:

Jim: Dude, your girlfriend is so ugly!

Dave: What do you mean?

Jim: I mean she's not attractive at all.

Dave: F*%^ that man, I think she's gorgeous.

Jim: Whatever, she's an optical illusion.

6 MONTHS LATER - POST BREAKUP

Dave: I see what you mean, Jim. I can see the other side of it now. She was definitely an optical illusion girlfriend.

Jim: For real.

by epausti February 21, 2011

illusion booger

a booger that is hanging in mid air attached to a nose hair that can't be seen. seems to be an illusion.

Jennifer had an illusion booger.

by Lindsay November 5, 2002

Kevin Rudolf Illusion

The illusion that your favorite artist is actually good looking. This is usually done by wearing sunglasses, hats, or a very dark and confusing music video.

Kathryn: Oh, Kevin Rudolf, the hot one right?

Paulina: No, it's the Kevin Rudolf Illusion, he's like 40 and ugly

by Ninax9 February 25, 2009