Incognito Mode

What you open up in Google Chrome before watching porn.

Jerry didn't want porn on his search history so he opened up Incognito mode in Google Chrome.

by Please excuse me July 13, 2017

Incocknito

When you have to hide your boner, you're Incocknito.

I had to go Incocknito at the pool party yesterday.

by icwish May 27, 2009

institutionalized incompetence

When a dysfunctional institution teaches and embraces incompetence as though it is the pinnacle of competence because it is so embedded in its culture.

How does one truthfully explain something like the post office or the prison industrial system to a child without in some way making a reference to institutionalized incompetence?

by Dr Bunnygirl June 21, 2020

universal basic income

A system where the government gives free money to all, dealing with poverty, and the growing mechanisation of work.

The liberal politician supported Universal Basic Income.

by Politics1234 March 12, 2017

Buffer of Incompetence

The person that is worse at their job than you. The person that will be fired if there are layoffs.

Crap... Steven got let go; he was my buffer of incompetence. I'll have to step it up.

by benmo88 January 23, 2020

cotton candy income

An income that appears adequate, but melts away to nothing almost at once.

#1: What do you mean you can't afford to go out? It's payday, and you had a raise last month!

#2: (Sighs) "Nah, I have a cotton candy income. Just as soon as the rent, rates and taxes, insurance and credit card installment go off I'll be back in the red..."

by mynah1 September 15, 2009

Incomperstandable

Someone whom is so unbelievably incoherent and incompetent, that you are simply unable to withstand them. This usually occurs with someone you have to work with or be with for a long period of time.

Guy: “ughh I can’t work with Mike anymore he’s an idiot.”
Girl: “Okay let’s try to get him fired.”
Guy: “Should be easy he’s freaking incomperstandable.”

by HarveysPimp September 25, 2005